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five dollar milkshake

how can you kill that which has no life?

About Me

Well, I'm pretty set in my ways. I don't like to be told that I need to change, and even if I am told, I probably won't. On an average day, I might practice on my Remo drum set or read some random articles online, or maybe play some Gamecube. I like to hike but I rarely do it. I'm going to school to become an archaeologist, but I don't plan on being anything like Indiana Jones. I find it hard to acknowledge my more classical side (literature, silent movies, etc.) because most of the people I know get annoyed by that stuff or don't like it. So I do my best to make them laugh instead, and it works most of the time. I'm willing to try anything reasonable and that won't put me in immediate danger; delayed risk is ok, though. However, you will probably have to pry me off the sofa to do it.
The Icer
People Iced: Twenty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen
Favorite Weapon Microwave Oven
Arms Broken: Twenty Three
Eyes Gouged: Fifteen
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Jack Hammer
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My Interests

making stuff, being a loner/introvert/extrovert/confusing person, being musical, watching movies, playing computer games like Myst and Nancy Drew. Oh yeah...my band, too. visit this website: http://www.xanga.com/mellojacques, download our random jams, and prepare to bask in our 15 watts of ass-kicking power!.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't get pissy. And perhaps Dennis Leary, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Danny Carey (and Maynard, if he's home), Josh Homme, Neil Peart, Steve Gadd, Ethan Hawk, Edward Norton, Scarlett Johansson, Joan Didion.

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Queens of the Stoneage, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Mum, The Mars Volta, Nine Inch Nails, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rammstein, ISIS, Radiohead, Mogwai, Smashing Pumpkins, Primus, The Fall of Troy, Portishead, Massive Attack, and a lot of stuff from the 80s.

Movies:

My heart belongs to independent movies: Lost in Translation, Mean Creek, L.I.E., Brick, The Cuckoo, Memento, Private Lessons, Crash, Before Night Falls, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, first Matrix, The Life Aquatic, Cry Baby, Ghost World, Sin City, Silence of the Lambs, Donnie Darko, first half of A Clockwork Orange, Mulholland Dr.

Television:

Bliss, Touching Evil, The Shield, Law and Order Criminal Intent, Ghost Hunters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Serial Experiments Lain, all 3 episodes of Tenacious D, Nova, Six Feet Under

Books:

Light in August, most William Faulkner books, Perfume, Hamlet, T.S. Eliot poetry, Moby Dick.

Heroes:

none, actually.

My Blog

the most excellent time of year

    so so glad that winter break is just about here. only about 19 hours left to go. it was cool: a lot of people liked my final art project. made me happy. i pwned both my anthropology...
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:43:00 PST

oh dear.

i am honestly frightened by this result. If i was a serial killer i would be Richard Ramirez. The Night Stalker "a madman whose lust for killing and depravity equaled, if not surpassed, that of Ja...
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:24:00 PST

hello, my friends

i have to say that life has taken an interesting turn.  Working at Target ain't so bad, because of more than just the one very special reason.  I'm so glad that this week is finals, except f...
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:26:00 PST

hoppy barfday

me wearing the special chones i don't know either. "this is our last chance to see the inside of these chones" hahahahahehehehehahahah. oh my gosh. Happy Birthday, Chones a.k.a. 19 year old virgi...
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 05:23:00 PST

i think I know what prompted this

raise your hand if you are lonely. interesting.
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:22:00 PST

sexy

ok. today i decided that i need to take a "sexy" picture for myspace.  Ardis, you can help me.
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what I'm looking forward to

This summer I am going to Europe. Oh shoot, so cool. First stop: Frankfurt. Drive along the Rhine, stopping to view the castles until we get to St. Goar. After a couple more stops (who knows exact...
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

had this sitting around, so I thought i might share it with you folks

(if you share them with anyone, be sure to give credit to Michael Putzel, one of the most awesome guys I know) Mike's Words of Wisdom 28 July 2004 Blubber blabber stupor-duper happiness qu...
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh my goodness, where has my goodness gone

i hope i don't regret asking this... does anyone want to go blaze it?
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah

well, its been a while, so I thought I would enlighten my readers, which has now become the astonishing number of about 2. i got 97% of the things that I wanted for Christmas and I guess my final pres...
Posted by five dollar milkshake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST