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The Spry

Masterful Injection of Sarcasm

About Me

:: LIKES :: avoiding the gym, ali g, beer, bbq's, backrubs, candles that actually scent up a room, drunken bowling, forensic crime books, good friends, guitar lessons, hallowe'en costume parties, instant messenger, j, k, lazy days at home, leanne, m.a.c. cosmetics, movie days with my boyfriend, n, o, playing pool, pub nights, pomtinis, q, rolo ice cream right from the tub, sarcasm, smarties, swearing, swingsets, the beeb and frank (my cats), thunderstorms at night, u, v, watching friends' bands play, x, y, z.
:: DISLIKES :: drivers that cut you off just to slow down in front of you, feeling tired and not being able to fall asleep, people who say they're a 'technician who knows everything about computers' while refusing to do anything i ask them to, but yet THEY'RE calling ME for tech support, buying a cat-bed for your cat who then sleeps beside it on the floor, skanky bar girls who hit on everything that walks regardless of the gf standing next to their 'prey', teeny-bopper girls who use entire myspace pages to talk about their previous sexual encounters.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows how to erase this heading!!

Music:

Sherk & Steve, Machete Avenue, Coheed and Cambria, Stone Sour, Audioslave, Jack Johnson, Arcade Fire, New Found Glory, Seether, Jimmy Eat World, etc.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Chasing Amy, Office Space, Wedding Crashers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Fight Club, American History X, Road Trip, Goal!.

Television:

The Office, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Grey's Anatomy, Prison Break, The O.C. (ya... guilty), The Ali G Show, Miami Ink, Family Guy, Lost.

Books:

GIVE ME YOUR SUGGESTIONS!!