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Chris

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About Me

My name is Chris, I'm awesome, I love my job, I like goigng fast, I've maxed out my R6 at 176mph, I drink a lot sometimes, I don't smoke-anything, I always fall for the wrong girls, I always lose the right girls, I like going snowboarding in the winter, I like going to the lake in the summer, I spend most weekends at the lake in the summer, I like to spend money on other people, I like to stay up late but my job makes that hard to do all the time, I'm an all around nice guy, just eccentric.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christophe Alan Courtney
Birthday: September 20, 1984
Birthplace: Knoxville, Tennessee
Current Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: DVS' and my Chucks
Your Weakness: Girls with Dark Hair and Dark Eyes
Your Fears: Living past 30
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ASE Certification and PBE Certification, and not dying just yet.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Who the fuck is that beside me?!!?!"- Just kidding.
Your Best Physical Feature: I like my hair, but everyone else likes my eyes.
Your Bedtime: 12ish
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't think it would be missed if it were a memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Coca Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King(And it's McDonalds, not MacDonalds.)
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I've never paid attention
Chocolate or Vanilla: I don't really like anything sweets.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Coffee
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Yes.
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: Twice per day.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Not until I'm 25, even then I might not want to.
Do you want to get Married: I'd have to find someone that would make me change considerably.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm the most egotistical person on the planet.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: I am told I am, so I guess so.
Are you a Health Freak: Not at fucking all.
Do you get along with your Parents: One of them so well, that we don't get along. Does that make sense?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but quite a considerable amount less than normal.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, MDMA.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Can't, allergic. If I did, I would die- seriously.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Um... Yes!
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: Only once, and that's becuase I got hit in the face, and was like, "fuck this." I had never been hit in the face before that.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, when I was like 12 or something, not since.
How do you want to Die: I've heard that drowning is bad, because you just start to inhaleand exhale the water like air, and eventually die by lack of o2, and it's not painful.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Novelist.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long Hair: Either.
Height: 5'3"-6'0"
Weight: 115-170
Best Clothing Style: Tee Shirt, Jeans, Flip Flops or Chucks.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: Very Few. All of Alkaline Trios and My American Heart, and like 20 others
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: 4.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not many, I just don't give a fuck, yI can't change it now.
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My Interests

Writing... And riding my bike (2002 Yamaha), and I keep getting the urge to go and ride my other bike (2003 Specialized Vegas). I used to love to ride BMX, and I was really good... Seriously, ask anyone who knew me... I still have the bike, and I think I am going to start riding again.. It's fun.. Anyway... I'm kind of a boring person... Though that's just my opinon, and I'm very pessimistic person... So I may not be.. I don't know.. I like to drink... Like it way too much... I don't think that there has been a single night that I have not consumed some type of alcoholic beverage since my 21st birthday... I should probably slow down before I have liver failure at age 22... That probably wouldn't be in my best interest...

I'd like to meet:

People who LIKE to read and write, can use the english language correctly (spelling and speaking), and will listen to all my "sad" and "angry" pieces of literature that I have written over the past year. Oh yeah, and people who are fun and would like to hang out.

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Music:

Favorite bands include: Alkaline Trio, Senses Fail, Your Favorite Hero, Dashboard, Further Seems Forever, The Chase Theory, Glasseater, Sunny Day Real Estate, Hawthorne Heights, Stars Hide Fire, Saves The Day, My American Heart, The Format, Brand New Disaster, The Used, Mike Felumlee, Dan Andriano, The Falcon, Lucero, Muse, The Juliana Theory, The Early November, Appleseed Cast, The Stiletto Formal, Idiot Pilot, and a few more... 50% of my hard drive space is filled with Armin VAn Burren's A State Of Trance...

Movies:

Memento, Underworld, Hackers, Better Luck Tomorrow, Haggard, The Shape of Things, Elephant, The Rules Of Attraction, Lord of War, Underworld: Evolution, Requiem for a Dream (Only when I am rolling though), Gleaming the Cube.

Television:

Essentially anything on the Discovery Channel. Favorite show is Mythbusters. Various documetaries. I actually watched a 2 hour biography on Taco Bell.

Books:

Some of my preferred reading material would include anything by Kurt Vonnegut and Chuck Palahniuk. Also, like Bret Easton Ellis. I have a few psychology books I look through a lot.

Heroes:

My hero, honestly, is myself. No matter what I am, where I am, or what I'm doing, the only reason for it is me. I look up to what I will be, not who someone else is. To some of you, that may seem egotistical, vain, or self-centered, to me though, it is just the opposite. I, even though I hate the military, can't deny that my best friend, George R. Jones, is nothing short of a hero to me. He'll be back soon enough.

My Blog

I’m happy...

...that I'll have my car back within the next week. And I have my new apartment.
Posted by Chris on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Getting my car back this week...

So, I'm finally going to get my car fixed this week. It blew a headgasket. Most of you know me, and would think that I would do this myself, but this fuckin' car is more than I wanted to tackle. I loo...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:38:00 PST

Rode the Dragon today...

So, I really didn't have anything to do, and I got a couple of small lingering problems on my bike taken care of, so I decided I'd go ride. I couldn't think of anywhere that I wanted to ride, but I di...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST

My arms feel like they're going to fall off...

On top of putting on a new master cylinder and pads/rotors on Jenn's car today I decided I'd wash it... Well that was three hours later... It got the full treatment... I vaccuumed it, I put that scent...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

Isn't she awesome?


Posted by Chris on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

I''m getting it!!!

Yeah, I was lookin' at my numbers today, and realized that I'm definitely goign to make my bonus for the month. Here comes another $1600 extra. Anyone want me to buy them something?
Posted by Chris on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:56:00 PST

Hopefully....

I'm just $1200 in sales to have another $1600 bonus check... Hopefully I'll get another one, because if I do, I'll officially have everything I owe paid off. I would also be able to get al Alpinestars...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:11:00 PST

So things are getting a little better... (EDIT)

Wrong... I don't want to take the time to list all the reasons why, but I was wrong.
Posted by Chris on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

Top speed of my bike...

Last night at about 2am I was out riding, and decided to see how fast I could really go... I circled around Knoxville 3 or 4 times and considering I was doing no less than 120mph around the sharper cu...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST

So, things are getting a little better...

I hadn't hung out with Casey in a week, and had only talked to her a couple of times, so Sunday I called her, and asked if her and Kaelin wanted to go to the lake with Thomas, Levi, Nick, Joel, and I,...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:29:00 PST