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"Oh, I don't know. You scare me rather. My reflection in the glass never did that; of course, I knew it so well. Like something I had tamed. I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your p...
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

spam poetry 2

Re: LOY, special note here hoosegow blotch notoriety pyrrhic blend beam forklift tutelage insidious celebrity bass erastus jubilant lonesome cady illiteracy oneself tananarive shall minsky wakerobi...
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Today is always and for all men the digging of one's way out of the ruins of yesterday" - William Barrett in "Irrational Man"
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spam Poetry

I received this delicious piece of spam email advertising yesterday. I dont know what the point is, but there was a picture of a lightning bolt with the words "Unleash the power of your digital cable!...
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can stress be harnessed as an alternative power source? If so, the CU library at this moment could power the entire civilized world...and then some. By myself I could probably cover the eastern seabo...
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spam

There's something disturbingly beautiful about spam messages telling me that they can stop spam. Is it the reflexive aspect? Perhaps the irony surrounding those who are suckered? Maybe its just the ...
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to boulder- where the urinal walls are covered with uneducated dogmatic bullshit arguments about the Israel-Palestine conflict
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

google

If you've never typed your friends' names into Google, you're wasting one of the world's most precious resources. Heres a tastey bit I found from Ridge's punkrock high school days. I don't quite un...
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I logged on to myspace today to see "You have -1 friends" This thing sure knows how to boost my ego.
Posted by Ben! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST