I'd like to meet:
Funny people with good taste
Music:
Slayer, Brian Jonestown Massacre, High on Fire, Sloan, Gillian Welch, Old REM, Neil Young, The Feelies, Robyn Hitchcock, Mastodon, Built to Spill
Movies:
The Lives of Others, Saturday Night Fever, The Host, Eternal Sunshine, Station Agent, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Sideways
Television:
Reno 911, Six Feet Under, Battlestar Galactica. That's about it, not really into TV.
Books:
The Road, The Omnivore's Dilemma,Geography of Nowhere, A Million Little Pieces, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, anything by Chris Ware
Heroes:
Anton Newcombe, Dave Lombardo, James Howard Kunstler, Chris Schlesinger, The Entire team at Rockstar Video Games, My Old Man