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THE INCREDIBLE MARK

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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com♠ My name is Mark, a.k.a. Marky B., Marky Bizzle, Marcus, His Markness and the ever popular Marky Mark.
♠ I have a very dark and twisted sense of humor. I often find death to be funny. I'm willing to make a joke about anything, ranging anywhere from racism to the joke of a President we have to masturbation. Nothing is off limits in terms of humor. Sorry, but this is America and my freedom of speech and expression are both protected.
♠ I swear a lot. I enjoy using words like 'fuck' and 'cunt'. If that offends you, then I'm sorry, but you're a cunt and you need to get away from me. I won't change because you can't handle me. Fuck off, you cuntfaced, anal-raping, dumbass, bitchy, motherfucking, slutbag whore.
♠ If you're easily offended, you probably shouldn't be my friend.
♠ I tend to read too far into things.
♠ If you are one of my friends, I will rag on you. If I hate you, I just won't talk to you. And if you fuck with my friends, then I will fuck your ass up like a cock-starved, nymphomaniacal porn star.
♠ I vary between being extremely quiet and extremely hyper. It all depends on my mood, my surroundings and how much I've had to drink.
♠ My favorite bands are Deftones, Bleeding Through, Atreyu, Funeral for a Friend, A Static Lullaby and Mudvayne. I'll listen to anything except pop, dance techno or country.
♠ I hate elitist hardcore, punk and goth kids. So I don't listen to just one type of music. That doesn't mean I'm a poser. It just means I'm more open-minded than your lame ass. So shut up and suck it up or suck me off.
♠ I like to play guitar, sing/scream, drink, party, play video games, draw and write. I also like to tell people to go fuck themselves. I love cartoons. Comics, too.
♠ It would be nice to get another band going. I'll do anything from metalcore to screamo to rapcore/nu-metal to punk.
♠ Check out my website .
Basic information
Name Mark
Nicknames Marky B., Marcus, Markness, Drunk
Birthday April 27, 1984
Birthplace Manch Vegas, NH
Eye color Brown
Hair color Black
Favorite bands Deftones, Funeral For a Friend, Atreyu, From Autumn to Ashes, Mudvayne, A Static Lullaby
Fears Spiders, dying alone
Do you...
Smoke? Yes
Drink? Fuck yeah!!
Smoke weed? Occasionally
Do drugs? Nope.
Play an instrument? Guitar
Sing? Yes
Have you ever...
Been drunk? Fuck yeah!!
Done drugs? Sadly, yes.
Been in a fight? Yes
Wanted to kill someone? Definitely.
In a Boy/Girl
Eye color I'm a sucker for green eyes
Hair color No preference
Height 4'11"-5'9"
Style (prep, punk, gangsta, etc.) Goth/punk/emo/skater, but that's just a preference. I do make exceptions.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

My Interests

Interest:♠ Beer
♠ Black
♠ Bondage
♠ Cigarettes
Comics
♠ Cartoons
Demons
♠ Djarum Blacks
♠ Drawing
♠ Drinking
Fire
♠ Filming
♠ Handcuffs
♠ Jack Daniels
♠ Jagermeister
♠ Marlboros
Music
♠ Mutants
♠ Piercings
Playing guitar
♠ Porn
♠ Pyrotechnics
♠ Science-Fiction
Sex
♠ Sleep
♠ Tattoos
Vampires
Writing

I'd like to meet:

Ozzy. Jack Kirby. Kurt Cobain. Brad Nowell. Chino Moreno. Stan Lee. Jack Black. Dane Cook. Stigmarta. Dave Chappelle. Trent Reznor. Billy Idol. Danzig. Spider-Man. And maybe a few other people who don't suck as much as you. No, I don't really mean that.

Music:



♠ 30 Seconds to Mars
♠ 311
♠ AFI
♠ A Perfect Circle
♠ A Static Lullaby
♠ Adema
♠ Alien Ant Farm
♠ American Head Charge
♠ Anal Cunt
♠ Apartment 26
♠ As I Lay Dying
♠ At the Gates
♠ Atreyu
♠ Avenged Sevenfold
♠ Beastie Boys
♠ Billy Idol
♠ Black Sabbath
♠ Bleed the Dream
Bleeding Through
♠ Blink-182
♠ Blood For Blood
♠ The Bloodhound Gang
♠ Brand New
♠ The Bravery
♠ Breaking Benjamin
Bullet For My Valentine
♠ Casey Jones
♠ Chevelle
♠ Chimaira
♠ Coal Chamber
♠ Cold
♠ Crossbreed
♠ The Cruxshadows
♠ Cypress Hill
Darkest Hour
Deftones
Dethklok
♠ Disorder by Design
♠ The Distillers
♠ Disturbed
♠ DMX
♠ Dope
♠ Dr. Dre
♠ Earshot
♠ Eazy-E
♠ Econoline Crush
♠ Evanescence
♠ Evergreen Terrace
♠ The Exies
♠ Fear Factory
♠ Fenix TX
♠ Finch
♠ Flaw
♠ Foo Fighters
♠ From Autumn to Ashes
♠ Fuel
♠ Full Devil Jacket
♠ Funeral For A Friend
♠ Glassjaw
♠ Green Day
♠ Hatebreed
♠ Hawthorne Heights
♠ Hellyeah
♠ H.I.M.
♠ Head Automatica
I Killed the Prom Queen
♠ Ice Cube
♠ Ill Nino
♠ Incubus
♠ Irrational
♠ Keepsake
Killswitch Engage
♠ Korn
♠ Linkin Park
♠ Lostprophets
♠ Ludacris
Machine Head
♠ Marilyn Manson
♠ Matchbook Romance
♠ Metallica
♠ Mindless Self Indulgence
Misfits
♠ Mudvayne
♠ My Chemical Romance
♠ NWA
♠ Necro
♠ Nine Inch Nails
♠ Nirvana
♠ NOFX
♠ The Offspring
♠ Orgy
♠ Our Lady Peace
♠ OutKast
♠ Ozzy
♠ Pantera
Papa Roach
♠ Poison the Well
♠ Powerman 5000
♠ Primer 55
♠ Prodigy
Rage Against the Machine
♠ Rammstein
♠ Reel Big Fish
♠ The Refused
♠ Reveille
♠ Rise Against
♠ Sepultura
♠ Sevendust
♠ Sigma
Silent Civilian
♠ Silverstein
♠ Slayer
♠ Slipknot
♠ The Smashing Pumpkins
♠ Soulfly
Spineshank
♠ Spring-Heeled Jack USA
♠ Stabbing Westward
♠ Staind
♠ Static-X
♠ Story of the Year
♠ Sublime
♠ Suicidal Tendencies
♠ Sum-41
♠ System of a Down
♠ Taking Back Sunday
♠ Tenacious D
♠ Third Eye Blind
♠ Thursday
♠ Tool
♠ Trivium
♠ TRUSTcompany
♠ U2
♠ Underøath
♠ The Used
♠ Vision of Disorder
♠ Voodoo Glow Skulls
♠ Weezer
Wesley Willis
♠ With Broken Wings
♠ Zebrahead

Movies:

♠ The 40 Year-Old Virgin
♠ American Beauty
American History X
♠ American Pie
♠ American Psycho
♠ Animal House
♠ Beavis & Butt-Head Do America
♠ Beerfest
♠ Beetlejuice
♠ Big Daddy
♠ Blade
♠ Blade II
♠ Blade: Trinity
The Boondock Saints
♠ The Butterfly Effect
♠ Chasing Amy
Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke
♠ Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
♠ Clerks
♠ Clerks II
♠ The Departed
♠ Dogma
Donnie Darko
♠ Fantastic 4
Ghostbusters
♠ Ghostbusters II
♠ Half-Baked
♠ Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
♠ The Hills Have Eyes
♠ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
♠ Knocked Up
♠ The Lion King
♠ Mallrats
♠ The Matrix
♠ Men in Black
♠ Monsters Inc.
♠ Nightmare on Elm Street
♠ OfficeSpace
♠ The Omen
♠ Orgazmo
♠ The Professional
The Punisher
♠ Red Dawn
♠ Resident Evil
♠ Resident Evil: Apocalypse
♠ Seven
♠ Sid & Nancy
♠ Sin City
♠ South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
♠ Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
♠ Star Wars Ep. I: The Phantom Menace
♠ Star Wars Ep. II: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Ep. III: Revenge of the Sith
♠ Star Wars Ep. IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Ep. V: The Empire Strikes Back
♠ Star Wars Ep. VI: Return of the Jedi
♠ Super Troopers
Superbad
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
♠ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
TMNT
♠ Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny
♠ Tommy Boy
♠ Toy Story
♠ Underworld
♠ The Waterboy
X-Men
X2
♠ X-Men: The Last Stand
My Flixster

Television:

♠ American Dad!
♠ Aqua Teen Hunger Force
♠ Beavis & Butt-Head
The Boondocks
♠ Chappelle's Show
♠ CSI
Drawn Together
Family Guy
♠ Futurama
Grey's Anatomy
♠ Heroes
♠ House, M.D.
♠ Law & Order
♠ Metalocalypse
♠ Mind of Mencia
♠ Moral Orel
♠ The Ren & Stimpy Show
Robot Chicken
♠ Sealab 2021
♠ The Simpsons
South Park
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
♠ The Venture Brothers
Wonder Showzen

Books:

Mostly comic books

Favorite comics:
♠ Spider-Man
♠ TMNT (when they all wore red bandanas)
♠ X-Men

♠ Serial Killers: The Method and Madness of Monsters

Heroes:

♠ Billy Idol
Camille Boulanger (my grandfather, R.I.P.)
♠ Captain America (R.I.P)
♠ Deftones
♠ Green Day
♠ Jonny Santos
♠ Kurt Cobain (R.I.P.)
♠ Max Cavalera
♠ Ozzy
Spider-Man
♠ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"With great power comes great responsibility"
-Spider-Man

My Blog

My Little Wolverine

So in case you didn't read any of my bulletins over the last couple of days, Ashley had the baby. He was born at 11:02pm on Wednesday, August 8. He weighed 8lbs. 2oz. and measured 20in. The the next d...
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST

DEFTONES!!

Going to see the Deftones tonight!! WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO!!! Leaving for Worcester in an hour or two.
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:13:00 PST

B-Day Movie Trailer

In the quiet city of Manch Vegas, one man has decided todrinkhimselfretarded. On April 27thyou will believethat one manwill getreallyreallyDRUNK!! From the man who brought you The Extraterre...
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Shitty Film For Theaters

So today I found out why Aqua Teen Hunger Force episodes are only 15 minutes long. Because sitting through what was basically a 90 minute episode is just too draining on my attention span. Aqua Teen H...
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST

TMNT vs. Christianity a.k.a. Did Jesus ever smoke that much crack?

So this morning, I went on The Technodrome,  which is a TMNT fansite/message board, and I saw a thread titled 'Boycott TMNT'. Initially, I thought it was going to just be a pissed off old-school ...
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:00:00 PST

alcohol, anna nicole smith, britney and paris.

If you opened this thinking it was gonna be some 3 wayt lesbo gangbang taht you could spank it to, you're the wrong blog, you sick fuck.   OK. So I figer taht i havent drunk posted in a while, so...
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

Stab, stab, slit, stab, gut, stab, decapitate, dismember

That's what comes to mind when I think of you.
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:05:00 PST

I've converted

Hi everybody. I just wanted to let you know, I've found Jesus. I have given up my once sinful way of living. I am now a Mormon, and I think you should all join me in following the ways of Jesus Christ...
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST

TASTE OF CHAOS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Oh yeah!! I'm going to Taste of Chaos with my girlfriend and my best friend. This will be the best fucking show ever, haha!!
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:25:00 PST

Fuck it all

OK. Fuck this shit. You say you don't want to get your heart trampled on and you're tired of guys fucking you over. You say you're sick of being lied to. You're so fucking far beyond being full of shi...
Posted by THE INCREDIBLE MARK on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:05:00 PST