Its like walking into Clint Eastwood's Film "The Good The Bad And The Ugly"No, not just a bar, but an ass-kicking biker bar. Oh God. ...and not just a biker bar but a biker bar in that hellhole of an outlaw town some call Reno – an others… just call draino. You’ve got to see this place. It looks like the bastard accident result of a one-night stand between some OK Corral gunslingers driving head-on into a gang of Marlin Brando type Hell’s Angels.You know, like one of those places that people go into for a nice cool beer on a hot summer's day and, well, just never emerge.Its almost like Depraved Dave has purposefully concocted about the most dangerous place on earth conceivable, just so he could have the ultimate den of drunkenness, and cruelty coalesced with trampy jiggling biking barmaids overflowing with sinning depravity and impure thoughts to hang out within -- just to tempt faith.Named it HarleyDave’s Twisted Spoke Distillery, or somethin like that, he did. The man has lost it. I'm a-feared for his life. You see, he used to be such a good boy. Bit off at times, but not what you’d call crazy, or at least really crazy. Now, I just don’t know anymore. Those tethering lines that once held Dave onto reality, well, they’ve been sawed off like those, you know, like one of those 12 gauge utensils Dave’s drinkin patrons use on the unlucky that don’t agree with ‘em.But things are just breaking away an’ now ol’Dave’s got this scary grin on his face – just look at him! There—right up there at the top of the page –it scary I say -- an now with those lines cut he’s getting sucked out into an angry boiling sea or up into a blowing an howlin black hole of a tornado with cows with big utters spinnin around in it -- mooing and spinning -- a place of evil evil evil, or, at least a place that isn’t very sanitary. Certainly, the type of place that you’d, well, you’d at least wash your hands after visiting. Some kind of place that you just can’t tell what will happen next, and that’s for sure.Heaven help us!.. make
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