In no particular order: your mother, partying, music, women, concerts, making fun of you, living it up, calling out liars and frauds, laughing, piercings, traveling, tattoos, finding interesting people who push/inspire me, being a viking, and I'm known to have a drink or ten occasionally.
Bill Brasky, Will Ferrell, Girls that acutally like to eat (they know who they are), Conan O'Brien, Stifler(yes that's his real name I checked don't dare argue), Kurt Cobain, Tucker Max, Neil Strauss, chicks who can drink beer, Seth MacFarlane, anyone interesting enough to consistently be smart, witty, informed, and intoxicated, Vince Vaughn, and all of my adoring fans. Yes I'm ridiculous get used to it, love it, and laugh about it.
Only country and mullet rock for me...NOT, but honestly you can never go wrong with Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Tool, Gatsby's American Dream, Chevelle, Senses Fail, The Killers, AFI, Reel Big Fish, 30 Seconds to Mars, Brand New, The Music, Blink 182, Postal Service, 311, Coheed and Cambria, Prodigy, Radiohead, Slipknot, Panic!, Underoath, Silverstein, and The Von Bondies.
Fight Club, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Pulp Fiction, Memento, Se7en, L.A. Confidential, Requiem for a Dream, lots of trashy 80's movies (Willow was the shit and anyone who knows what's up with Willow is cool in my book) and plenty of others but honestly who gives a fuck, if you're curious you can ask me I'll be nice, sometimes.
Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, IRON KEEEZI (lame people just call it Iron Chef), The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien because it's the best late night show around, and a few others... yes I watch too much TV.
I rock the shit out of the Bible!
My parents for putting up with my absurdity this long, Iron Chef Sakai, and people that can outdrink me.