Books, politics, Total Fark, life, writing, music, assorted causes, dreams, education, learning, movies, people-watching, making random observations about things, being cynical, drinks with vodka, Bejeweled, Tetris, current events, finding things to complain about, beer with the professors, pirates, stalking, trying to get a decent mojito in this lame-ass town, and dreaming up new and innovative ways to be a pain in the ass
I can't be the only insane person in this world, can I?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jenn Jamison (no kidding - I'd scan my driver's license if that wouldn't put me at risk for ID theft)
Birthday: 2/4/???? - now that you know, I expect cards, presents, and shots
Birthplace: Topeka, KS
Current Location: River Falls, WI
Eye Color: Cadet Blue
Hair Color: depends on my mood - currently reddish, but usually eggplant or burgundy
Height: short. very short. 5' if i elongate my spine.
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidexterous
Your Heritage: martian
The Shoes You Wore Today: birkenstocks, baby! (but stripper boots at night ;)
Your Weakness: when you're as little as I am, you can't afford weaknesses.
Your Fears: Spiders. Why'd it have to be a spider? Theres STILL a hole in my leg!
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinich, mushroom, and onion. Gotta love the veggies!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding the cash to afford the perfect apartment (that is just a little more than my price range)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "The world is over and apparently it's my fault"
Thoughts First Waking Up: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told my ass, but I'm kinda partial to my eyes.
Your Bedtime: Insomniacs don't sleep, we simply watch cartoons with our eyes closed.
Your Most Missed Memory: ARGH! As a writing center tutor, the structue of this phrase SUCKS! CLARIFY PLEASE!!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi or Diet Sunkist - sugared pops taste syrupy
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK has a veggie burger, but Quiznos kicks both of their asses
Single or Group Dates: Combo - group dates are more fun, especially with the anticipation of a little private time afterwards...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton - Its hard to find unsweetened and unflavored Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, except for when I'm PMSing or its finals
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee! Gotta drink it the Latin way - Black as midnight, Hot as hell, and Sweet as love
Do you Smoke: Gotta light?
Do you Swear: fuck no! I'm pure, moral, holy - an all-American girl...
Do you Sing: I probably shouldn't
Do you Shower Daily: Shower?
Have you Been in Love: once upon a time
Do you want to go to College: I'm just here for the shits, giggles, and free drinks
Do you want to get Married: If I meet the right man
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't, how could I exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when combining alcohol, strobe lights, and some really fine grass
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm cute, does that count?
Are you a Health Freak: Only when I'm sick
Do you get along with your Parents: Ever since I moved out, yep!
Do you like Thunderstorms: The more severe, the better. Especially when theres someone to snuggle with while watching.
Do you play an Instrument: Celtic fiddle!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not since 30 seconds ago- better fix that!
In the past month have you Smoked: hahahahaha! only slightly less recently than I've drank
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm a birkenstock-wearing, pall-mall-smoking hippie. What do you think?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Define 'Date'
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Cruxshadows! Actually, I like anything poetic, intelligent, and/or musical (meaning the songs are more complex than 3 chords in the key of G) and the Cruxshadows just happen to embody all 3. I also enjoy Corvus Corax, Sonata Arctica, Ego Likeness, The Dreamside, The Fugs, QNTAL, Mago de Oz, Rhapsody (of Fire), Stratovarius, Alice Cooper, Thou Shalt Not, KMFDM, Cellador, Apotygma Berzerk, Apocalyptica, Tanzwut, and Jazz by Dizzy Gillespie, Bird Parker, and Miles Davis.
Dr Strangelove is the best movie ever! Sadly, its still relevant to today, despite the Cold War being over. Thats not a good thing, voters!!
DAMN THE OBSCENE BABBLEBOX!!! I would LOVE to see that thing smash on the sidewalk below my window...
LOTS! (I'm an English major, what do you expect?) Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein (at this point, I'd like to shout out to all the farkers!), On the Road by Jack Kerouac, Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, Beowulf, Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut, Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss, Steal this Book by Abbie Hoffman, Howl and other Poems by Allen Ginsberg, Jennifer Government by Max Barry, 1984 by George Orwell, Titus Andronicus by Shakespeare, I Have to Go by Robert Munsch, anything by Christopher Moore (especially Fluke), the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, and several others