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Icky Miss Jenni

The only people for me are the mad ones -Kerouac

About Me

A free-spirited pinko-commie vegetarian beatnik...
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?What type of drunk I am:
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My Interests

Books, politics, Total Fark, life, writing, music, assorted causes, dreams, education, learning, movies, people-watching, making random observations about things, being cynical, drinks with vodka, Bejeweled, Tetris, current events, finding things to complain about, beer with the professors, pirates, stalking, trying to get a decent mojito in this lame-ass town, and dreaming up new and innovative ways to be a pain in the ass

I'd like to meet:

I can't be the only insane person in this world, can I?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jenn Jamison (no kidding - I'd scan my driver's license if that wouldn't put me at risk for ID theft)
Birthday: 2/4/???? - now that you know, I expect cards, presents, and shots
Birthplace: Topeka, KS
Current Location: River Falls, WI
Eye Color: Cadet Blue
Hair Color: depends on my mood - currently reddish, but usually eggplant or burgundy
Height: short. very short. 5' if i elongate my spine.
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidexterous
Your Heritage: martian
The Shoes You Wore Today: birkenstocks, baby! (but stripper boots at night ;)
Your Weakness: when you're as little as I am, you can't afford weaknesses.
Your Fears: Spiders. Why'd it have to be a spider? Theres STILL a hole in my leg!
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinich, mushroom, and onion. Gotta love the veggies!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding the cash to afford the perfect apartment (that is just a little more than my price range)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "The world is over and apparently it's my fault"
Thoughts First Waking Up: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told my ass, but I'm kinda partial to my eyes.
Your Bedtime: Insomniacs don't sleep, we simply watch cartoons with our eyes closed.
Your Most Missed Memory: ARGH! As a writing center tutor, the structue of this phrase SUCKS! CLARIFY PLEASE!!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi or Diet Sunkist - sugared pops taste syrupy
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK has a veggie burger, but Quiznos kicks both of their asses
Single or Group Dates: Combo - group dates are more fun, especially with the anticipation of a little private time afterwards...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton - Its hard to find unsweetened and unflavored Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, except for when I'm PMSing or its finals
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee! Gotta drink it the Latin way - Black as midnight, Hot as hell, and Sweet as love
Do you Smoke: Gotta light?
Do you Swear: fuck no! I'm pure, moral, holy - an all-American girl...
Do you Sing: I probably shouldn't
Do you Shower Daily: Shower?
Have you Been in Love: once upon a time
Do you want to go to College: I'm just here for the shits, giggles, and free drinks
Do you want to get Married: If I meet the right man
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't, how could I exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when combining alcohol, strobe lights, and some really fine grass
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm cute, does that count?
Are you a Health Freak: Only when I'm sick
Do you get along with your Parents: Ever since I moved out, yep!
Do you like Thunderstorms: The more severe, the better. Especially when theres someone to snuggle with while watching.
Do you play an Instrument: Celtic fiddle!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not since 30 seconds ago- better fix that!
In the past month have you Smoked: hahahahaha! only slightly less recently than I've drank
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm a birkenstock-wearing, pall-mall-smoking hippie. What do you think?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Define 'Date'

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

Cruxshadows! Actually, I like anything poetic, intelligent, and/or musical (meaning the songs are more complex than 3 chords in the key of G) and the Cruxshadows just happen to embody all 3. I also enjoy Corvus Corax, Sonata Arctica, Ego Likeness, The Dreamside, The Fugs, QNTAL, Mago de Oz, Rhapsody (of Fire), Stratovarius, Alice Cooper, Thou Shalt Not, KMFDM, Cellador, Apotygma Berzerk, Apocalyptica, Tanzwut, and Jazz by Dizzy Gillespie, Bird Parker, and Miles Davis.

Movies:

Dr Strangelove is the best movie ever! Sadly, its still relevant to today, despite the Cold War being over. Thats not a good thing, voters!!

Television:

DAMN THE OBSCENE BABBLEBOX!!! I would LOVE to see that thing smash on the sidewalk below my window...

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Books:

LOTS! (I'm an English major, what do you expect?) Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein (at this point, I'd like to shout out to all the farkers!), On the Road by Jack Kerouac, Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, Beowulf, Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut, Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss, Steal this Book by Abbie Hoffman, Howl and other Poems by Allen Ginsberg, Jennifer Government by Max Barry, 1984 by George Orwell, Titus Andronicus by Shakespeare, I Have to Go by Robert Munsch, anything by Christopher Moore (especially Fluke), the Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde, and several others

My Blog

The Squirrel Saga

I have heard waaaay too much about squirrels recently.  They're literally invading everything.  A couple of months ago, some idiots let a squirrel into the daycare while they were waxing th...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:48:00 PST

Adventures in Childcare - issue 1

Adventures in Childcare!Well, it's time to start my new blog series.  I finally turned in my notice to the bookstore, so I'm about done there.  No more funny stories about fappers or creepy ...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:19:00 PST

Life

    Ugh.  Life sucks.  Don't worry, this isn't one of those "I hate Valentine's Day" blogs.  Hating Valentine's Day still places a significance that I don't think it dese...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:33:00 PST

Justifiable Homicide

Hehe.  It just occurred to me that this post is going to freak out those 'investigative reporters' that are searching through Myspace looking for inappropriate content.  "Homicide?!?!" ...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:46:00 PST

Vodka, we need some vodka!!

The Sonata Arctica concert last night was fucking AWESOME.  Tons of great music, killer guitar solos, headbanging -- all the stuff that belongs at a good metal concert.  The proof of how gre...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:02:00 PST

January-Schmanuary

Its January 2; only 17 days until I return to River Falls.  I'm saying this because I intend to SEE people as soon as I get back. I want my pals.  I don't mind being the shoulder to cry on, ...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:07:00 PST

Happy X-mas, War [should be] Over

Howdy, All!  I miss everyone!  I hate feeling so disconnected with people.  Stupid home computer won't let AIM work, and thats the easiest way of staying in contact with everyone. ...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:22:00 PST

RE: SEX

    Dude, I have no idea where the pull-down menu got that subject header, but its always useful, right?  Now EVERYONE is going to read this.  (And then be really disappointed...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:24:00 PST

ARACHNOPHOBIA

     Ladies and Gentlemen, the dorms are no longer safe.  On Thursday evening, sometime around Midnight, I was attacked by an 8-legged varmint that had somehow mistaken my bed...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:03:00 PST

Bah Humbug!

For the well-being of retail workers everywhere, some people should not be allowed out of the house between Thanksgiving and New Years.  Yes, as with most of my Sunday evening posts, this is anot...
Posted by Jenn i am NOT a porn star! on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 07:24:00 PST