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alicia

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I am an expert in the art of the topless.

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Fuck you, David Chase.
Posted by alicia on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:09:00 PST

Newsflash

Good news: Asshole 1 and Asshole 2 are GONE-ZO! The upstairs apartment above me is finally, blissfully vacant. No more tuba, no more wild monkey sex noises, no more pacing back and forth at 3 am...lif...
Posted by alicia on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

What do walls and my patience have in common?

Answer: They are both unfuckingbelievably thin right now.I am counting the days til I own my own house. Sure, there will be tons of debt and responsibility, but it will be worth it for the sole reason...
Posted by alicia on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

And now, deep thoughts...

...by Jack Handey.-Digital cameras are deceiving. After taking a bunch of pictures that looked tremendous in the little viewer thing, I uploaded them only to find that the only thing tremendous about ...
Posted by alicia on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

The category is....People Who Should Kill Themselves

Answer: Truckers and food service workers. Only ones that interfere with my day, though. Oh, and the guy making my grandma sad. You should find out what a self-inflicted wound from a .22 tastes like.T...
Posted by alicia on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

Adventures in being an ass...

For those of you who haven't seen me lately (which is everybody), I haven't had time to get my hair cut so it's looking noticeably long and ratty. I still don't have time to get it cut, so tonight for...
Posted by alicia on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

"Marie! GET IN THE FUCKIN CAR!!!"

I knew the day would come eventually when my heritage would slip out. I was minding my own business, working in the graphics office trying to find a layout document when I hear a horn blaring from...
Posted by alicia on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST

If this blog sucks, blame Tom.

I had a ton of witty (in my mind at least) comments to make, and conveniently, only the parts of myspace.com that I want to comment on are the parts that do not work right now. So instead, I'll return...
Posted by alicia on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:45:00 PST

Spandex. ALL. SPANDEX.

Last night I received 5 CDs that have instantly become favorites in my collection - never mind that the pre-existing collection consisted of 15 bootleg club/rap mixes from the Rt. 18 flea market ("DJ...
Posted by alicia on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:19:00 PST

WTF of the Week

So last night's Body Rock* class was pretty tiring. I brought a bottle of water, but drank it all because between doing the moves and staying out of Pat from Moonachie's way (no disrespect meant - he ...
Posted by alicia on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:36:00 PST