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kris my ass

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About Me

i'm just a highschool hoochie.

My Interests

zombies (anything lucio fulci), Dali, mark ryden, kickball, dead babies, 40's, smoking on my porch swing, yelling at neighbors (who deserve it (or not)), road trips, bounty hunters (NOT Dog), chinese throwing stars, fucking with people, having fun by finding random stuff to entertain me.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who i can learn from.

Music:

pixies, , !!!, cure, misfits, dickies, red hot chili peppers, eagles of death metal, johnny cash, phish. blind melon, tool, a perfect circle, comon, kanye west, xiu xiu, ween, the damned, neutral milk hotel, pedro the lion, , mars volta, AT THE DRIVE IN, Sparta, amy winehouse, wilco, david bowie, damian marley, bob marley, wide spread panic, dido, patsy cline, and alot of other stuff that isnt country....

Movies:

shaolin soccer, office space, labyrinth, city of god, ghostbusters, bully, kids, beetlejuice, let my puppets come, the warriors, fight club, party monster, the dreamers, anything zombie, goodfellas, domino, sin city, 300......

Television:

survivorman.

Books:

slaughter-house five, on the road, clockwork orange, misery, the book of gross, all chuck palahniuk and jane green, catcher in the rye, EVERYTHING by andrew vachss (especially the Burk series), the kite runner, the myth of repressed memory, sex crimes.....

Heroes:

ninjas

My Blog

Blue and Black

The early dawn,it runs to catch,the stars that shine,without their match.A yellow sun,with blue, blue back,a midnight's moon,against the black.They work together,they fight no more,as one walks i...
Posted by kris my ass on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST

Parasite

Slit my wrists, in ten tousand directions, Stand and watch. my resurrection. My eyes stare, into your soul. I steal your breath, your fear I know. Dripping sweat, you stand and obey, never to question...
Posted by kris my ass on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:15:00 PST

Take Me There

Take me to my Eden, love, thrust me into bliss, hold my body tightly, my thighs await your kiss. I lick my lips while touch me, and as you polish me deep red, you can feel my heart beat faster,  ...
Posted by kris my ass on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

i waited on a pirate today.

today i gave away my kittens to a no kill shelter and do not feel like im going to get my pants sued off from the black bitch or retards she was hauling home when i LIGHTLY rearended her in traffic wh...
Posted by kris my ass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST