Amusement Parks, Art (mine and others)
DOLLY PARTON!!!!!!
Although I already have, sort of, back in 1992
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: September 26, 2007
ALISTAIR APPLETON
Cambridge University graduate, professor, translator, journalist, actor, BBC television host and yoga/mediation instructor
....but most of all, he's goofy, silly, beautiful AND openly gay! I'd marry this one!
other gay/bi men, boys, boiz for friendship or
whatever.....not looking for a "fag hag"
anything from big band to country to hip hop to techno...just depends on the mood
horror
comedy, psychological thrillers and the occasional foreign film
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KID'S MOVIES:
Ice Age, Finding Nemo, Wallace & Grommit, Monster House, Shrek(s), The Incredibles, Madagascar, Ratatouille, Cars, Wizard of Oz, Babe(s), Matilda, Nanny McPhee, etc.
MUSICALS:
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Rhinestone, Funny Girl, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Divine Madness, For the Boys, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, etc
GAY:
Get Real, Beautiful Thing, Trick, Priscilla, Mambo Italiano, Broken Hearts Club, The Wolves of Kromer, Party Monster, Torch Song Trilogy, It's My Party, For a Lost Soldier, Circuit, etc.
Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Nip/Tuck, Charmed, X-Files, Are You Being Served, Queer as Folk, Project Runway, Keeping Up Appearances, Surreal Life, Trading Spaces and other home improvement shows
I don't like to read. I don't have the patience and skip over multiple lines. I do like to read Hollywood biographies, though...and I do buy old books at the Goodwill on occasion. Makes me appear more intellectual.
HA!
MOMMA SAID...
momma said...
i can have it all
momma said....
if i wanted
CANDY!!!!!
20 FEET TALL!!!!!
momma said....
i'm a good little girl
the greatest one
in the whole wide world
i washed my feet
and brushed my teeth
i made my bed
and brushed my head
and last night
i even went
straight to bed!
not a frown
and not a cry
i didn't even give out
a sad little sigh
momma said.....
because I was
so very good
she'd give me a dollar
SHE WOULD!
SHE WOULD!!!
what do I want
most of all?
she asked of me
i shouted out
CANDY!
50 FEET TALL!!!
she drove me to
the candy store
i told the man there
i wanted MORE! MORE!! MORE!!!
he filled the bag up
with licorice, lollipops
and tootsie rolls
momma said....
if i ate it
i'd get chubs and rolls
i didn't care
i wanted to eat
'cause momma said
i am just so sweet
when we got home
i ran to my room
i slammed the door hard
and started to swoon
all of this candy
is just for me
eat it ALL up!
i have until 3
that is when
my brother gets home
he's at school
because he's all grown
i don't like him at all
because he is so mean
but who cares?
this candy is just
for ME! ME!! ME!!!
i ate up all
the licorice sticks
i ate melted chocolate
off my finger tips
i sucked and licked
the lollipops
then I ate
just a few gum drops
but what i wanted most of all
was my very favorite
THE TOOTSIE ROLL!!!!!
i chewed and chewed
and chewed some more
chocolate drool
falling on the floor
i chewed and chewed
and chewed some more
OH MY GOD!!!
my mouth is sore
i can't take this anymore!
i decide to swallow
so i can have one more
it's stuck in my throat!
i'm dead on the floor