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Ray

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

About Me


About me? I hate these little condensed autobiographies. I guess the best way to describe me is as a young kid from the wrong side of the tracks. Struggling to make my way in hobo boxing.
If that doesn't work, I'm also writing books that will one day be published making me oodles of money and scoring me tens of women.
Sample stories of mine (unedited, so a few commas might be missing and I have the bad habit of leaving out the word "the" when I type too fast).As a great poet once said: "blahblahblahblajlhakdjflsjkdfldjkfls."

My Interests

Wikipedia (I'm addicted), reading damn near anything, Ancient English Rune Stones that hold the key to the 4th dimension, Floating eyeballs that provide the visual pathway to the 8th dimension, looking down on the 5th-7th dimensions.

I'd like to meet:

AOL instant messenger.. spookyadler
If I could have lunch with anybody living or dead, I would choose a living person because I think it would be hard to eat with a dead person at the table.

Music:


Beatles, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, John Lennon, Doors, Postal Service, Beck

Movies:


Batman Begins, Memento, Miller's Crossing, Big Lebowski, Coen Brothers, Harry Potter, Back to the Future, I Heart Huckabees

Television:


Boston Legal, Arrested Development, The Office, Angel, Firefly, Farscape, Smallville, Lost, Seinfeld, Veronica Mars, Stargate SG-1, Daily Show/Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica

Books:

Harry Potter, H.P. Lovecraft, Sherlock Holmes, Neil Gaiman, Sandman, comics, Al Franken, Fingerprints of the Gods, John Douglas, Warren Ellis

My Blog

Help me remember a Bible verse clearly

In it Jesus gets a text on his cell phone and has to go pick up one of his friends from the guy's girlfriend's house and then drive him downtown. But then he gets a flat tire and has to change it by&n...
Posted by Ray on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:35:00 PST

Don't stand so close to me

There's this Indian guy who's been at the bus stop near me work recently. At first he would ask me simple questions about when the bus was supposed to come and what not, and so I would be polite and t...
Posted by Ray on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:53:00 PST

1939 World's Fair

Greetings fellow Huguenots.Raymoneus P. Adler here with the blog du juor. If you're a fan of action, intrigue, and romance beyond the edge of space than look no farther! First I would like to extend a...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:14:00 PST

beautiful


Posted by Ray on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mi Vida loca

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odor...
Posted by Ray on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST