im a dog. you can buy my love and affection with food, specifically fritos.
bred and born in cincinnati ohio, but i have also lived in lima ohio and chicago illinois.
sometimes i like to hump other male dogs, but hey, i'm all about free love.
dog parks, looking at trees, barking at the dogs on the other side of the fence, chasing stuff, eating sticks, going to the dog beach in chicago, eating trash when nobody's home, hi-fives, giving people concerned looks when they're drunk, sleeping on couches, playing with toys when you're trying to watch a movie, eating fritos, and spooning.
everybody!
the christmas dogs singing jingle bells.
what? i cant see tv.