Small versions of things, Things with wheels, Balancing, Barking, Being really LOUD. Fractals, Patterns, Woods of the East Coast, Synchronicity, Meeting Halfway, Sarcasm, Improv, Cats and Dogs and Rain. Pretending. Cartoons that I'm too old to be watching. Cooking. Not paying attention. Pockets. Spelt pretzels. Handstands & Headstands. Dancing. Poking things with a stick.
A Rhinocerous named Desmond.
Aswad, Faith No More, Pixies, Mr. Bungle, The Flaming Lips, Modest Mouse, Meshuggah, Fantomas, Tomahawk, DJ Shadow, Buckethead, Sepultura, Inbredicus, Secret Cheifs 3, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Blind Melon, The Bouncing Souls, Primus, WEEN, Bluebeard, Beck, The Beatles, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Mugison, System of a Down, The Roots, Porno for Pyros, Two Gallants, Death Cube K, Praxis, Amon Tobin, Augustus Pablo, Cat Power, Asian Dub Foundation, At The Drive In, Bad Brains, Wesley Willis, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Frank Black, Pinback, Modest Mouse, Mark Mothersbaugh, Mc Paul Barman, Explosions in the Sky, Pelican, Cold War Kids, Mice Parade, Murder by Death, Skeleton Key
The Big Lebowski, Joe -vs- the Volcano, Kalifornia, 12 Monkeys, The Iron Giant, Donnie Darko, Frida, American Pop, COPS: too hot for TV, Evil Dead, Ryan, Kung-Fu Hustle, Sin City, Any WES ANDERSON movie, The Emperors New Groove, Basquiat, Death to Smoochy, I heart Huckabees, Un Chien Andalou, The War Effort, U-Turn, UHF.
The Riches, Curb. It's Always Sunny..., Carnivale, The Venture Brothers, Sopranos, ATHF, anything on the Discovery Channel, Entourage, Billy and Mandy, MST3K, Six Feet Under, The Office, Metalocalypse, Battlestar Galactica, The Lost Room.
Iain Banks, John Irving, Terry Brooks, Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Comics, Chris Ware, Neil Gaiman. Anything by O'Reilly.
Mike Patton, Chris Ware, Matthew Luther, Lloyd Dobler, Douglas Adams