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ursula

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

is this the section where i'm supposed to talk about my desire to change the world and feed the hungry? then, do i fill the rest of the space talking about how deep, worldly and unique i am, all the while incorporating incorrect usage of "you're" and "your"? don't you think it would be interesting if chicks started doing that crap in third person on myspace? "ursula is charming and quirky, terribly loyal and equally skeptical. she spends her spare time volunteering as a conspiracy theorist. her depth is reminiscent of a wading pool. her glass is half full - of poison. just like her sarcasm. and she's a great kisser!"

My Interests

SUMMER, typing in lower case, architecture (frank lloyd wright, greene and greene, the mayans), beautiful/useful design (arts and crafts--as in the MOVEMENT--not scrapbooking!), surrealist art (dali, parkes), using old-skool slang, finding the next fun thing, hiking, snowboarding, exploring los angeles. nothing beats being outside ALL DAY on a beautiful day, seeing zillions of stars, laughing my ass off with funny people and learning something new every day.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet people without: profiles with long lists (i am so damn tempted to post examples), tons of pictures instead of their own words, someone else's song lyrics, spelling and grammatical errors (please GO TO COLLEGE, TAKE ENGLISH 101 or at least FIND SPELLCHECK and get your ass OFF myspace until you do!) and people who do not think it's clever to list a bunch of dead people in this section. oh, and i'd like to meet people without 500 "modeling," bikini or shirtless shots and shots of them "working in the business." i'd like to meet people who are fun and entertaining and have a purpose in this world other than seeking attention on myspace.THIS is what "working in the business" looks like:

Movies:

anything directed by david fincher (okay, except zodiac which did not live up to my expectations). blade (mmmm vampire movies....), matrix (all of them!), american beauty, before sunrise, out of africa. the big lebowski! now, that's true genius. shrek rules.

Television:

lost, entourage (in my opinion, the best show on television!), grey's anatomy, rescue me, it's always sunny in philadelphia (fucking hilarious), the office. i heart television! so there! PLANET EARTH! the BBC show/dvd and the actual PLANET! how damn lucky i feel after watching this INCREDIBLE, beautiful, majestic series to actually be here on it. buy it! watch it! i can guarantee that you will not be disappointed.

Books:

everything steinbeck, the stand, sedaris and shopgirl. trying to get to all the classics i've missed. definitely not grisham. fear and loathing in las vegas. laughed my ass off. recently read i don't know how she does it by allison pearson. insightful and FUN read about personal and professional reality for women. oh, and everything written by my future husband.

My Blog

possibly the best site i’ve ever seen.

i have just one thing to say.  GO HERE. http://hottestgirlsofmyspace.net/  
Posted by ursula on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:34:00 PST

to the ladies "dating" on myspace

if you're "flirting" with and being "courted" by guys on myspace:   are you really okay with knowing this is something they are most probably doing with more of the myspace "community"?  h...
Posted by ursula on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:22:00 PST

c-mon, people --- THE SECRET?!!

for the MANY lame-asses out there on THE SECRET's bandwagon who seem to believe that the message in THE SECRET is actually a "secret" to something and not just plain ...
Posted by ursula on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

to the ladies on myspace

ladies:     are you aware that you have a TOILET in the background of your lame-ass bathroom mirror picture?  AND THE SEAT (COVER) IS UP!     nice background in your b...
Posted by ursula on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

then she did...

and she looked outside: and the clouds made a space for it. the moon. another space created and in it was a super bright star. or was it a planet? does it really matter? it was beautiful. s...
Posted by ursula on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:52:00 PST

myspace and real life

i'm proud to say that my myspace friends are also my real life friends.  it is my opinion that life is too damn short to foster relationships with people who don't really exist on the same plane....
Posted by ursula on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:04:00 PST

kudos to news corp.

this is the first time i've ever used this subject line - i hope it's not the last.  News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch squashed the O.J. Simpson book and television special, apolo...
Posted by ursula on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

matt stone and trey parker - my heroes

five million trillion zillion kudos to matt stone and trey parker for showing tom and his leaders that you guys have the biggest, saltiest GOLDEN balls. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/columns/th...
Posted by ursula on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:22:00 PST

awaiting approval / private profile

people.  what up with this lame-ass awaiting approval for comments and private profile thing.  what are you afraid of?  hello... it's MYSPACE!  the land of inappropriate netwo...
Posted by ursula on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:13:00 PST

things i love.

things i love.  incomplete list. not in any particular order.   red. summer. seeing a zillion stars. my dad's dry sense of humor. marathon phone conversations with a new friend. making ...
Posted by ursula on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:27:00 PST