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"To be Old and Wise, one must first be Young and Stupid."
I am me. I am a different me to everyone I know. The me I think I know, I probably don't really know at all. I've been to countless countries around the world trying to find myself. But instead of finding myself, I find I've left small pieces of myself all over. One day I'll find who I am, and where I am, and who I'm supposed to be there with. But until then I'm just having fun looking!

Some of my other favorite quotes:
"Like A Firefly To The Back Of The Head"
--That one's my own. And when you understand it's complexity, it's actually pretty deep. ;)
"It's not premarital sex unless you get married."
--Unknown
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow - what a ride!'"
--Peter Sage
"The voyage of discovery lies not in finding new landscapes, but in having new eyes."
--Marcel Proust
"How about a lot less talk, and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
--Brian (to Meg) (Family Guy)
"Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God."
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
"Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies"
--bumper sticker in Claremont, California
"What the Deuce?!"
--Stewie (Family Guy)
"Do the women there have exposed clitoritae?"
--Stewie (Family Guy)
"Heeding the call of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happyhour"
--Unknown (maybe Me?)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who are living their lives authentically. No flossin', no frontin', no acts, and no fakes. I want to meet all the happy people! And anyone who knows what I'm destined to do with my life. And that one person I'm destined to do it with.

P.S. Don't bother trying to get my attention if you don't know proper grammar. Any there/their/they're or your/you're fuckups will not be tolerated, and you WILL be fined. And none of that 'ur' text messaging shortcut crap either. It pisses me off, and makes you look really stupid. Make your 4th grade teacher proud and learn a bit of English, people. Love, the grammar police.

Bob Saget, Bitch. You bettah axe someone!

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Dance Off

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Bert & Ernie re-enacting a scene from Casino

Ahh yes. I remember this episode like it was yesterday! See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:29:00 GMT

Keith Olberman, how do you REALLY feel?

Love the Keith. Preach on, Brother!
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:15:00 GMT

Douche Contest!

Douche Off
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:02:00 GMT

If I could do this...

If I could do this in bed, I'd get laid SO much more!! :PGenius! We've all seen impressions, but here's a new take on it!
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:16:00 GMT

My new favorite webisode!

Here are the first three episodes, but be sure to watch all 8 if you get a chance!Policeman vs Fireman Episodes 1 thru 3
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:50:00 GMT

Awesome

A cat with Narcolepsy! Fantastic!!Narcolepsy Cat This is just what I need to see today to brighten my mood. :D
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:19:00 GMT

Pickle Surprise

I don't know when I've been as disturbed in recent memory as this video just made me...Enjoy! :DPickle Surprise! ..
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:22:00 GMT

Cell Phone Bye-Bye

Stupid evil cell phones. See? They're not as innocent as you all may think!Microwave vs. Cell phone
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:43:00 GMT

Vertical Challenge for he Vertically Challenged

The name says it all, I think...The Vertically Challenged Vertical Challenge ..
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 16:16:00 GMT