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Benster

La vida loca..

About Me



Probably better off asking.. there is just too much to list...

My Interests

Cars, computers, electronics, working out, mountain biking, movies, sushi

I'd like to meet:


When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Remember:

A good friend will help you move... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Music:

80's,R&B, Slow jams, spanish rock

Movies:

Action movies...

Television:

Fashion House, Desire, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, That 70s show, Martin, Fresh Prince of Bellaire.. Fear factor, etc etc

Books:

Not much a fan of reading..

Heroes:

Mom and Pop.