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John Andino

The World Is Not Enough !

About Me

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They dont call me Johnny Deals for nothing kids... Its all over now ... I have built my empire, and the streets will flow with the Blood of the non-believers like the rivers of ancient Babylon ... ??? ... Something like that ... Actually, Now it's just PARTY TIME (for a little while) ! ... All of the hard work has payed off and now my hair is starting to grow back ... I got money to burn and places to go bitches ... Life is good, so you'll be seeing me soon in a city near you ...

My Interests

I'm interested in everything... I'm very big on relaxing... I work hard, so i like to relax hard... I like things Deep, Passionate, and Exciting (like my coffee). I like making lots of money and then spoiling the shit out of myself or those that are special.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Andino -a.k.a- Johnny D. "Johnny Deals"
Birthday: April 4th
Birthplace: Brooklyn New York
Current Location: Scottsdale... the land of people who hate New Yorkers, i think its the thick Brooklyn accent
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.. but i throw a mean left too.
Your Heritage: Italian - Bolognese and Calabrese
The Shoes You Wore Today: I wore 70's platform shoes with my Hugo Boss suit... Sick!
Your Weakness: Spending money on toys and vacations.
Your Fears: Losing anymore people that i love... I'm getting tired of funerals... Too many...
Your Perfect Pizza: Fresh Sicilian tomatoes, fresh mozzarella and fresh Prosciutto from Parma Italy... Now thats a fuckin Pizza!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start making 100 grand a month and spending at least half of it having a ball...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sign the Fuckin Contract or I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!...
Thoughts First Waking Up: i run the day's plan of action through
Your Best Physical Feature: My mouth... Women tell me; It does wonders...
Your Bedtime: When i feel tired... I dont sleep much. Too much to do... $ to make.
Your Most Missed Memory: My friends back in NY... Just hangin out in someones backyard, drinking beers and talking about all the crazy things that go on.. those are the best times.
Pepsi or Coke: water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither .. That greasy shit will kill you!, your better off smoking crack...
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green tea or Black tea... Japanese is the best
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mix em both up
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Do you Smoke: Puff puff pass nooga, the nice Cigars occasionally
Do you Swear: What the Fuck do you think?... IM FROM NEW YORK CITY!
Do you Sing: Yeah baby, just like "old blue eyes" himself... Only in the shower though...
Do you Shower Daily: Yup... scrub scrub, rinse rinse.... scrub scrub, rinse rinse...
Have you Been in Love: Once
Do you want to go to College: No, not at all. I make more in one month than the professors make in a year.
Do you want to get Married: Of course I do... It's hard though, I'm always lookin for that special someone... Greatness and Class is very hard to find nowadays.
Do you belive in yourself: I sure do buddy...I believe that anything is possible... Thats why I'm running for congress next year... Vote for me in "08" Baby !
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not if I dont drink a half a bottle of tequilla...
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm pretty sharp, but if I looked like an underware model, then I would probably be one... I got a Huge dick and a bank roll that could choke a hippo... What else could you possibly need?...
Are you a Health Freak: Nahh i'm italian... i have a big family sit-down every sunday and i eat like i'm going to prison for a few years... I work out during the week so it really doesnt effect me that much... Listen here, i'm not gonna sacrifice great food for my health... Fuck that; and bring on the sausage and peppers!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they're great... They're pretty off the walls crazy though... It's funny
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes i do!.. I love loud, powerful thunderstorms. You know... The ones that scare the shit out of little kids.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah i play the telephone just like Dizzy Gillespie (scibbty-bee-bop)...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I dunno... I was too drunk to remember...
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nahh i dont do drugs.. i'm past all that crap... I just drink and smoke once and a while
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.. she was an idiot... Girls, if you get loud and annoying when you drink... Please dont drink!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah... who cares.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oh I've eaten box... Just not the cookies you talkin about... This was much, much, sweeter!... I love eating Box, I mean Cookies.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, should i have?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in my mind;.. My little friend... My life is a stage... And i'm the camera guy's cousin
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yean in my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I dont have to steal... people just give it up to me
Ever been Drunk: Whats that?... What the hell is drunk?

Ever been called a Tease: Nahh i dont like to tease, cause i dont like to be teased... I'm a businessman, so I get right down to business... Then i just give my undivided attention.
Ever been Beaten up: Only my instructors beat me up... I teach Muay Thai Kickboxing and i train MMA so i'll toss you a beatin like a little kid if you push me!
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah... on Wall Street...
How do you want to Die: Quick! ... They'll probably get me with 2 shots behind the head (hopefully).
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be Me... And the best Me that I can be.
What country would you most like to Visit: I wanna go back to Italy. This time from the south up to north, over the Alps and into Switzerland for a few days.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: greenish blue / blue / light amber /
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown / blonde /
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'4" - 5'11"
Weight: 110 - 140
Best Clothing Style: professional but sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: What was the question again...???
Number of CDs I own: Who cares
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: time lost doing the wrong things

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Music:

I listen to everything... Except for country... If all i wanted to do is kick shit around a field all day... I would just play soccer against the French.

Movies:

I love movies... I'm a bum, so i like; lay around on cardboard and watch T.V when i'm free. I've got a huge DVD collection going on about 6 or 700 or so... Nothing beats a nice movie, nice girl, nice bottle of wine... Nicey Nice!

Television:

The Discovery channel, The Learning Channel MSNBC, Asia Squak Box and Bloomberg all the way baby... If i'm gonna waste time watching T.V. I at least want to learn something constructive...

Books:

Anything interesting ... Ive read books from Architechture to Philosophy... Novels, Autobiographies, Investment Strategy books, Land development, Corporate mergers, Law (international and domestic), Psychology, Religious mythology, Medicine,... High times, Maxim, Playboy... Etc.... I read up anything that happens to strike me as interesting, even the stupid the stuff too... I like to learn lots of things and experience different perspectives on various topics... If I was a Renniasance Man, I would be the bad one in the class.

Heroes:

My Father, Andrew Carnegie, Warren Buffet and God (can't beat him now can you)...