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Zombie Pubes

when you see someone down.....kick em in the nuts.

About Me

I was born August 17th 1983. Since then I have been alive, and one day I will die.

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Member Since: 11/15/2005
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Fill my soul.

God, Forgive me for the things that I do. Forgive me for when I intentionally make others cry. Others see me laugh when I do it, but only you see me when I am alone and cry harder for what I have done...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST

I did it.

Tonight I beat Zelda II Adventure of Link, on old school Nintendo.  I couldnt beat this game for 17 years of my life, and finally I did it.  It's like I have had this cancer lifted in my lif...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

Public Observations.

So tonight I was at the bar and I saw a really pretty girl with a really nice body and a rather large set of boobies.  Looking at her made me sad, because she looked sad, like she had low se...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

You know what I hate?

I hate a fucking text conversation.  If you have time to fuck around typing messages, then you have time to just call someone and talk to them.  I hate cell phones in general.  I g...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

Nudie Bars, Ron Jeremy, and the Notorious "Gum Butt"

So tonight I am at Shang East for some topless boxing right?  All is well and some dude in his 40's comes in and other than the fact that his bald head was sweating in breast induced excitem...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST

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The other day a girl told me my eyes are always sad. Thanks.  I used to think about killing myself.
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Ever scared of being violated by a senior citizen?

So yeah I was at GIG "Guitar store" looking around and this 60 year old woman that worked there.....Dude Seriously I think was coming onto me trying to get me to buy shit.  I'm playing a guitar a...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

No Pete your life has not hit rock bottom. You are just creative!

I stared at pipes leading to a drainage hole in my garage for a few minutes today, and I came to the conclusion I have never seen nor heard of anything draining out of these pipes into this hole desig...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

I got a cell phone.

And I have been playing with the little bastard for the past hour and I still cant figure out how to use all the bells and whistles.  I am like that old guy trying to figure out the clicker for h...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST

Are our lives really this shallow and depleted?

Really now I have been on myspace for the past half hour and I realized.  All it really is, is a socially acceptable form of stalking and obsessing.  We are all guilty of it too we sit and s...
Posted by Zombie Pubes on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST