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matt

About Me

im able to matain erections for 8 to 9 hours a month. i have grey hair. im young as a buck. i dance like rick james pre-death. i wear pink underpants, and they make me feel like i have to tinkle alittle. i am the worldest best worst dancer. i take congo lessons. i also studied ballet with the reginald russian army. i drink three to six and a half days a week. my two best friends are simon and egon. we all wear glasses. we all like pornos.

My Interests

i love painting, sex, music, singing in my band, drinking, sex again after drinkin, simons house, ians room, laurens room, pencils, canvas, beer, champ-ag-knea', world travel, passports, photos, camera's, food thats isnt meat.

I'd like to meet:

barbra walters, kent stunning, ross powers, that chick from "world class whores", my lovely lady friend, owner of Pabst, people that pee there pants a few times a month or people that get pee'd on....hahahah....simon., girls with long short hair, girls with small toes on the 4th side. people that live in reno, anyone that is a fisherman.

Music:

blondie, blonde redhead, metric, rainer maria, the stills, the clash, porn music, sexual references in music.

Movies:

debbie does dallas, igby goes down, napoleon dynomite, animea porn.

Television:

i cant afford one.

Heroes:

simon gregory. picasso. chuck close.