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ralph

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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

writing on napkins, laughing while walking, off-off broadway theater, wearing fake teeth

I'd like to meet:

someone that can play the violin.

Music:

the smiths

Movies:

withnail and i

Television:

the young ones

Heroes:

alf

My Blog

i was wet AND naked in the kitchen yesterday morning...

i put my towels in the kitchen yesterday while i put the shower curtains up. after i showered i realized that the towels were in the kitchen on a chair a few feet away from the bathroom. i had to wa...
Posted by ralph on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:52:00 PST

i'm in manchester england...

yeah.
Posted by ralph on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:04:00 PST

i saw a really evil girl on the R train this morning...

i mean pure hate.  she looked a little like parker posey wearing a tall russian hat.  and she had eyes of steel.  i really thought she was going to blow up.  i was too scared to lo...
Posted by ralph on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

i got acupunctured last saturday...

it wasn't the enlightening  experience i was looking for.  but it was different none-the-less.  i'm doing it again this saturday.  i went in looking for an inspiration in losing we...
Posted by ralph on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

i haven't thrown up from drinking in a while...

i don't remember whether i like it or not.  it's like an explosion of freedom.  i'm saying that now, but i know that when the time comes i'll be thinking differently.
Posted by ralph on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:25:00 PST

i feel most motivated in the mornings...

especially when i'm at the gym.  and then something happens, usually after lunch, that sucks the motivation right out from my soul. i was at the gym this morning, though, and i felt like breakdan...
Posted by ralph on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:39:00 PST

i've falled off the ipod wagon...

i used to wear the ipod on the way to work when i finally got one.  then someone forwarded to me a good article about how people are missing out on their lives because of ipods.  so i stoppe...
Posted by ralph on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST

i could be a straight-out slob if i wanted to...

i'm serious. i could be the type of person you see on "cops" when they go inside some drunk bearded man's house. if i wanted to, i could leave food and dishes out everywhere for days without caring....
Posted by ralph on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

it's 1am right now...

and i've been dancing in the dark to the magnetic fields playing on my new ipod shuffle. i never go dancing anymore.
Posted by ralph on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST

i think i'm becoming an anarchist again...

and i don't know why.  yesterday i looked like a straight-out bum at work.  very haggardly.  i just told my boss that our society is crumbling and i don't think that's necessarily ...
Posted by ralph on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST