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Amy

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About Me

I finished uni last year and moved to London after a long and arduous hunt for a job I discovered that ailing 90 year old millionaires looking for a spritly young wife to leave their millions to are in fact hard to come by. So,I got a job working as a runner instead. Just as glamourous I am sure. What am I like? excitable, creative, arty, slighly odd, fiercley loyal (have been known to get up to some vigilante style chases) By the sounds of this I'm also fairly tempremental...if i was an astrologer I would call it a passionate temprement, but I'm not, so I won't. What a catch!
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
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My Interests

Films, dancing, clubbing, Kickboxing, shopping, shoes, pub quizzing and hanging out with my ladies, playing scoop (very exciting and underrated game) and drinking cheeky vimtos or taking $10 bets (even tho none of us have any dollars) in an "Ed" style and getting ragged around hyde park by saddistic aquaddies. Even more exciting is my interest in getting my handbag stolen at leat twice a month and being watched drunkenly robotting with my beautiful uni ladies on security footage by the northumberland constabulary. How empty their lives must be now we've graduated.

I'd like to meet:

Ant and Dec...thats one step closer to the dream. A double wedding of course. A wedding sandwich! Very tasty. I could say someone like ghandi but I'm too superficial. Anyone else? No, I'm not that greedy! (check this out...how devestated was I when Ant got married, wonder if he is a morman...)

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Music:

CHEESE! Britney, Maroon 5, Def Leppard, Bryan Adams, Sum 41, Kelly Clarkson, Blink 182, Dirty Dancing...the sound track in general, Aretha Franklin, Terrorvision, Queen, Rooster...yes its got that bad! There’s the barrel and yes, there’s me scraping the bottom of it!

Movies:

Foot Loose, Moulin Rouge, Silence of the Lambs, Girl Interrupted, Black Beauty, Top Gun, Princess Bride, Seven, Kiss the Girls, Batman films in general (except the Mr Freeze disaster), Sin City...

Television:

Mighty Boosh all the way, missing peep show but I love it and most of all neighbours. Its a modern day classic! And how could i forget Ed! One day he will be mine...i'll trap him via a $10 bet. Wah and Garth Marenghi, just bought it NOW! WICKED!

Books:

The Time Traveller's wife...how sad can one book be! Oh and do my blogs count because they are GOOD.

Heroes:


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My Blog

SKYPE TYPE BUSINESS

..> Since I am now penniless and miserable I have connected myself to skype. However, thus far my only contact is my mum. This seems for one thing a tad sad and for two utterly pointless because ...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

GOOD NEWS

Wow can it be true? Surely not. But then I did read it in the Sun so I guess it must be right. Apparently, I have some great good fortune instore for me in the near furture. It reads: When you go to ...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST

I'm Just a Girl

In case there was any lingering doubt over my membership to the woman club i have launched into a uber girly detox in order to shift a few (using few in its widest possible sense) unwanted pounds. I w...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

Distraction

I was planning on blogging with some exciting weekend style happenings but since i am now at work and havn't got that much time i thought I might save it. Plus this would have the benefit of stopping ...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

The Elephantitus Woman

I have been informed by one of my myspace mateys in reference to the ladies nether region comments of previous blogs that teh legend that is Trisha Goddard has in fact got a thumb sized clit. He didn'...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST

Look before you double click!

So so much news on the go at the moment obviously there is the new Mr Littleton, who despite my phobia and raging hatred for most children and his own fondness of shitting and crying still managed to ...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST

Sexist Piffle

The following bulletin was posted by one of my myspace friends and awoke the feminist within me. So much so I felt compelled to spend good working hours ripping it apart. If there was ever a piece of ...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST

Is there any need?

In this day an age, an age of running water and deoderants, is there any need to smell like wee? I sincerely doubt there is. However, the man who chose to sit next me on the tube did not seem to share...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

A Christmas Carol. The Second Verse

Moving on from my street fight (pub fighter??) escapades i was forced to race to the taxi. As i sat poking the driver in the face...alot i realise i was thirst and luckily for me i also realised at th...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST

A Christmas Carol

Christmas...was ace! I got socks, so you know its a proper christmas when you get socks. I also got chocolate coins so there can be no dispute this was a text book christmas. However, I guess it all ...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST