WOMEN:WE SO ROC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
WOMENThey smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up for injustice.Th...
Posted by Regina on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST |
Making Love To A Woman.. |
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEEMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.You'v...
Posted by Regina on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:56:00 PST |
The Perfect Day |
The Perfect Day - Her8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale9:30 Light Breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's/...
Posted by Regina on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:52:00 PST |
What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day |
what women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while tal...
Posted by Regina on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST |
What Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day |
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the ...
Posted by Regina on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST |
My Mom Taught Me..... |
My mom taught me..TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside -- I just finished cleaning!"My mother taught me RELIGION:"You better pray that will come out of the ...
Posted by Regina on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST |
Dictionary For Decoding Personal Ads |
dicitonary for decoding personal ads lol
Body:
40-ish................................49.Adventurous......Sl
ept with everyone.Athletic...............................No breasts.Average looking.........
Posted by Regina on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST |
20 Ways To Maintian A Healthy Level Of Sanity |
20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2.Page yourself over the inter...
Posted by Regina on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST |
Amazing Home Remedies!!!! |
Amazing home remedies!
Body:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cupof boiling water down your throat and, presto!, the blockage will bealmost instantly removed.2. Clu...
Posted by Regina on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Women!!!!! |
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance') 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.) 8. I'm not attracted ...
Posted by Regina on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:06:00 PST |
