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Guinness Gremlin

Gremlins Want to Have Fun Too

About Me


So you want to know about the big Daddy Gremlin eh? Yeah thats right, I'm the sole survivor of that epidemic lightfest that occurred in the Gremlins films. Well perhaps except for the gargoyle one, but he's not coming out of his petrification for quite some time.

Here's the other bit, Sure I could attract a supermodel, after all I have been in several movies and all, so the star factor is there. The only downside is those fancy schmancy Beverly Hills dermatologists can do NOTHING for my scaly skin. I asked em about the green tint, but they just laughed. I was kinda upset at that point so I went to this lil club, threw back a martini (yes I am a big shot hollywood survivor, I have expensive tastes), flipped off James Bond and asked Betty Boop for a pick me up.
I should have known better. As old as Betty was, by this point in life everything was pretty much pointing towards the floor (yes ladies plastic surgery has it's limits), and she didn't believe in bra's. So I went back to the bar.
Unfortunately the bar had pretty much cleared out by that point. I'm currently looking for someone who can fondle my ears and make me feel special. I'm a Cancer, so I do give back what I recieve. gizmo 2

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My Interests

My pals and I regularly are found at Mort's, the most hoppin cigar bar in town. You can visit and join our group here: http://groups.myspace.com/mortsict

I am also an avid gamer who belongs to an internet gaming clan called ATF. Visit them here:
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1. What color is your underwear right now? Green, W/Black clovers and Guinness
2. What are you listening to right now? I have my Zune on Random, Currently The Urge
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 89
4. What was the last thing you ate? Supreme It. Sandwich... Yumm
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green or Blue
6. How is the weather right now? Slight Rain, Excellent!
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Matt
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face/Personality
9. Favorite type of Food? Italian
10. Do you drink? Yeah
11. Do you smoke? Cigars occasionally
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember? Funny Story, ask me and I'll tell
13.What color are your eyes? Blue some, Green others, Grey also
15. Do you wear contacts? Sometimes
16. Single? Yes
17. Favorite Month? July, its hawt
18. Ever cried for no reason? Nope
19. Last Movie you watched? Braveheart
20. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nah
22. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses
23. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla
24. Do you want your friends to respond? Nah
25. Who is most likely to respond? Allison
26. Who is least likely to respond? Doog
27. What books are you reading? Eldest
28. Piercings? none
29. Fav. Movie? Braveheart
30. Fav. baseball team? Royals
31. Any pets? Athena, my sweet ball python
32. AIM? nope
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn? Buttered n Salted
34. Dogs or cats? Dogs
35. Fav. flower? Snapdragons
36. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? I want to fly a plane
38. Right handed or left handed? Ambidextrious
39. How many pillows do you sleep with? one
40. Are you missing someone? yeah
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet several lovely people around the city of Wichita, Kansas. Find some more friends to hang out with, smoke a few cigars, throw back some fine adult beverages, and just to chill with.

I'm also short a dance partner as of currently, so if your a lady that would like to swing a bit, or spice it up with some latin dances hit me up!

Music:

When it comes to music, I'm a bit of an oddball. I like it all. But isn't that the generic phrase to use? When I say I like it all I mean I am a fan of Blues, Rock, Country, Punk, Oldies and a dabble of Rap. I enjoy music that tells a story that hits you deep. Somewhere down inside the bowels of your soul. I enjoy solid steel guitars and a good lead who knows how to break it down. I enjoy horns in my music, let them blare. I enjoy music that you can take your honey out there and fling her around the floor, or even music where you take her out and she rubs you all the right ways. Music is the soul and heart of it all. It's a feeling, a dedication of one's inner spirit. The marriage of voice to guitars and drums, or even just a solo guitar screaming to the heavens for mercy, music, if it moves you, is good. So, what is in my CD player at any one given time: Sublime, Best of the Blues, Ray Charles, Type O Negative, System of a Down, Beastie Boys, Simon and Garfunkle, ACDC, Pantera, (a little known band called) Death, Sean Paul, Coldplay and many others. If you think there's a song I might be interested in hearing, don't be afraid to drop it off in a suggestion box somewhere.The best music ever performed is live. However I get turned off at live shows where the lead singer is drowned out by the guitars and background. Sound is good, but sound without purpose is meaningless if all your band takes to the table is a few good power-chords and lyrics that are guaranteed to be drowned out because your bassist has a hard on for his/her slap, your lead forgets that the band does have a voice, and your drummer is too deaf to know any better. You want to impress me, turn down the guitars and let your singer tell the story.

Movies:

Braveheart
Cruel Intentions
Beerfest Naruto Video mix
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Television:

If it's on Discovery channel, I probably watch it.

Mike Rowe rocks in Dirty Jobs, The Mythbusters are great, and sometimes you see weird stuff on "How it's made".

I do enjoy my Star Trek considerably. Currently I'm working through the Enterprise series to see what happens.

Books:

David Eddings has some wonderful selections, "The Belgeriad" is a great series!

Eragon is a much better book than a movie.

Heroes:

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, I mean he gets to hump tons of legs and get away with it.

My friends, for pullin me up when times are down.

Mr. Victory, for teaching me how to Swing, Cha-cha, Merangue and Salsa with the best of them.

My Blog

Iraq

Iraq is a war we are in but can't get out of.  While two thirds of the nation may want us out we are stuck.I don't believe that any of our politicians thought that it would be such a big deal whe...
Posted by Guinness Gremlin on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

Mid life crisis... is it happening to me?

A lot of stuff has been going on recently that has made me seriously ask the question: Am I starting my mid life crisis? The stuff that has brought this up is this:  1. I was almost married, then...
Posted by Guinness Gremlin on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

Happy Effin B-day

So, I've turned 27!  Congrats to me.  I'm 3 years from my official mid-life crisis. Nah honestly, for those of you who know me, you know (as a stripper 'dancer' once said) I'm one tough...
Posted by Guinness Gremlin on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:24:00 PST

So I'm a gamer

Yep, I'm really not scared of saying it either.  After all you are what you are.  So I'm a gamer. "What does that mean?" you ask.  Effectively it means that during my free time when I h...
Posted by Guinness Gremlin on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:31:00 PST

VEGAS BABY!!!

So this weekend me n the retinue are going to VEGAS!!!Bring in the debauchery and fun!Well, it will be fun enough for a while, then the following week I will have family coming in town to say hi and s...
Posted by Guinness Gremlin on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST

To Everything that matters in life

You know, I've given a lot of thought to what it means to be alive in this world today.  What exactly makes it worth while?  Why do we keep toiling at relationships when there is a fair risk...
Posted by Guinness Gremlin on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

Politics

What is happening with the world out there today?It is rather insane with the wars out there, a policy of people killing people, and then a media that unleashes our secret plans on the front of the ne...
Posted by Guinness Gremlin on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST