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Jesika Elektrohurtz

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About Me



this is me:
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

books. writing. fashion. the following music and movies. masturbation. comic books. porn shops. violence. giant robot fights. feminism. perkins. science fiction. ridiculously skinny boys. ethnic and cultural studies, particularly asian american studies. horror and fantasy. video games. anime. panties. art of all kinds. boys. girls. sexiness. yes. im very interested in sexiness. i like how when you edit these, you have to click "submit."

I'd like to meet:

really nerdy people of all types. if you're really into something, but somehow manage to not be elitist about it, you can be my new best friend. writers and artists (if you have art to share, please do). people who like cool music who won't be mean to me if i don't know the bands they're talking about. people with great personal style. people who like cute shoes and naps and buffy.myspace why have you driven me to add a list of people i would not like to meet?i will not add: any more bands, unless their look is fantastic and i can tell by the little icon. any emo boy whose profile includes fifty pictures of his hot girly friends with his name written on their hands and faces and flat stomachs. fuck you. any men over 30, unless they're some fantastic exception. if you are a guy and you have a picture of your car/motorcyle/sporting equipment on your page, please go the fuck away. if you have excessive pictures of your kid on your page, sorry, probably not. if you have an american flag on your page... DO NOT WANT.

Music:

the short list: AFI, Apocalyptica, Melissa Auf der Maur. Collide. the Distillers, Dresden Dolls. Nelly Furtado. Garbage. Hole. In Strict Confidence. Jack Off Jill, Jakalope. Kidneythieves, Kill Hannah, KMFDM. Marilyn Manson. Nine Inch Nails. Orgy. A Perfect Circle, Placebo, Psychobitch. Rasputina. Scarling, Switchblade Symphony, Gwen Stefani. Unter Null. Vast. many more. Not Monster Magnet. i love covers, remixes, and rock/metal with orchestration or opera in it. i'm starting to get into so many more things. please influence me. i am a sponge.

Movies:

attempting to shortlist: Velvet Goldmine, Trainspotting, Underworld, the Ring, Silence of the Lambs, American Psycho, the Cell, One Hour Photo, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars, V for Vendetta, Sin City, 300, Transformers, The Machinist, The Prestige, Babel, Gangs of New York, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Science of Sleep, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers, Little Miss Sunshine. I even like a few comedies now! the Life Aquatic, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Borat, Juno. anime: Saiyuki, Hellsing, Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness), Cowboy Bebop, Gravitation, Samurai Champloo, Samurai 7, Aeon Flux.

Television:

Jossverse: Buffy, Angel, Firefly, i am a huge nerd for all three. i also love House, Heroes, Lost, Veronica Mars and Law and Order (regular and SVU, but not CI). also Doctor Who, it is the roxor. Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations. guilty, guilty pleasures = America's Next Top Model, What Not to Wear, Project Runway, anything Food Network.

Books:

Anything by Caitlin R. Kiernan, but especially 'Threshold.' Likewise with Poppy Z. Brite, especially 'Drawing Blood.' Absolutely anything written or touched by Louise Erdrich. Amy Tan. JT Leroy. 'A Density of Souls' by Christopher Rice was my guiding star in high school. 'the brief history of the dead' by kevin brockmeier. 'american gods' and 'neverwhere' by neil gaiman. one of my current projects is to read as much asian american lit as possible, so that's what im up to lately. speaking of, i read some comic books too: sandman, doom patrol, promethea, y the last man, preacher, lucifer, seven soldiers of victory, watchmen. basically anything neil gaiman, alan moore or grant morrison.

Heroes:

Amanda Palmer from the Dresden Dolls!!! Brody Dalle from The Distillers. Margaret Cho. my mom. my friend Mira. my friend Jackie. Eleanor Zissou. Dr House. Jodie Foster. Trevor Black from 'Drawing Blood.'. Peter Chung. John Locke, holy shit. Nan Golding. Dr Kishimoto, my Asian American Studies professor who totally changed my life. Marla Singer. Hugo "Hurley" Reyes. my friend Erik!! Christopher Walken, 100% ingenius. countless characters that i have created and wanted to be. i create my own inspirations.

My Blog

enemy of all mankind

turns out i made a wise vibrator investment today. an investment in celibacy is one you cant regret! im drinking small, shitty bottles of flavored tequila. i require larger, better tasting, and more p...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST

bacon very important

awesome quote from musicians riders [the demands they make for their dressing rooms at venues]: "NO FISH ICE! If it had never happened, I wouldn’t have to write this"--Janet Jackson [this j...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:25:00 PST

money money money money-- MO-NAY!

i checked my bank account today and i got my tax return! im so happy i could cry!! seriously, i might! the most money ive had at once since i left lane bryant in december was $150.... and this couldnt...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:37:00 PST

dear drug man

dear walgreens pharmacy guy-- going to the pharmacy is extremely stressful for me. i seriously angsted about it all day today before finally going at 7pm [imho pharmacies should have some kind of spec...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:19:00 PST

long live the dead rabbits

this is the first year im doing anything for st patricks day, and im pretty excited for it. even now before i am going out, i am watching gangs of new york to celebrate!! enjoying prehaps the best act...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

wisdom from three cups of tea-- why i am donating

sorry, another three cups of tea blog. ignore if you are sick of it... but please dont, because this is about some of the wisdom from the book which has motivated me to raise money for this cause. haj...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:35:00 PST

more Change for Change/Three Cups of Tea info!

i skipped ahead to the back of Three Cups of Tea looking for information on charities i could donate my Change for Change to. the charity founded by greg mortenson, the subject of the book, is called...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

yes i still blog about boys

so im at work, flipping through tara's issue of glamour, and feeling kinda guilty that im reading a girly magazine instead of my book, three cups of tea, which is all social-changey and good. well the...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:40:00 PST

CHANGE FOR CHANGE

right now i am reading ’three cups of tea,’ which is about one man [from minnesota!] who built 55 schools in pakistan. he built the first one by writing letters and raising money, all whil...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST

revealing me

the revealing me meme, pics of my apartment and the phenomenal mess i live in. 1. Desk/Workspacetons of lotions, stack of comic books, FAKE gun, remotes, my little pony. rikku poster by my friend erik...
Posted by Jesika Elektrohurtz on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:41:00 PST