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Umper

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About Me

I come from Hawaii, a dot in the middle of the pacific ocean. No, I'm not a hula girl. No, I don't live in a grass hut- though atm a grass hut of my own doesn't sound so bad. I'm in no way "a woman of the world". I'm clingy. I need to be surrounded by people I love. I don't take criticism well. You either like me or you don't. I usually do my best, when I'm committed to something. I'm not that complicated, and I prefer it that way. Being "deep" is pretty overrated. Besides, I rather be good at being simple than looking retarded trying to be "deep".
Mr. Umper says, "Hi".

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Even more - Flickr gallery
My livejournal - If you have a lj account and I know you, just comment and I will add you :)
CHZ - Hawaii Chat - Reopened by demand
Last song listened to..

My Interests

acoustic guitar, amazons, anime, art, beautiful women, black eyeliner, bubblegum, bubbles, candles, cartoons, ceramic, comics, cooking, drawing, faded blue jeans, fire, good conversation, hawaii, horror, hot showers, humor, incense, irony, learning new things, lips, makeup, marbles, mia tyler, monkeys, morbid, movies, music, mystery, night, painting, perfume, photography, poetry, powerpuff girls, rabbits, rain, rpg, sanrio, sex, silver jewelry, sour apple lollipops, strawberries, videogames, wwe, xena warrior princess, zoe bell, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Lucy Lawless & Zoe Bell

Music:

I'll listen to most stuff out there as long as it appeals to me. Over the last year and a half I learned how to play the accoustic guitar. My guitar is named Momo-Chan.

Lately I've been listening to alot of Imogen Heap & Frou Frou. I ♥ Etta James. I also think Yoko Kanno is brilliant.

Movies:

Fantasy, horror, sci-fi, action or comedy. I can barely tolerate drama, it has to have some action in it. Romance flicks? I don't really think they've made a decent "romance" film since the 80's. If I had to choose my all time fave movie? It would have to be Ridley Scott's "Legend". I'm a riot to be with while watching horror movies- I'll scream, yell and make everyone laugh at how scared I get.

Television:

Most stuff on tv these days suck. My tv is usually left on the Cartoon Network or the Discovery channel. I ♥ Billy and Mandy.

Books:

I admit to not reading books a whole lot, but when I do I enjoy the works of Terry Brooks and Dean Koontz. Sometimes I find myself looking through the dictionary for fun.

Heroes:

Xena Warrior Princess And Wonder Woman

My Blog

School

so i took my final exam today and passed. the bad thing is i didn't study. infact i didn't study for the previous test either. this is a bad thing because i know when i study i get most excellent grad...
Posted by Umper on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

Lilikoi

chorus:Sweet and sour like a Lilikoi, oh my joyLike smoke rising from the fire, taking me higherI'll never love againThe way that I loved you my friendI know I put it all on youLet your thoughts deter...
Posted by Umper on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:08:00 PST

Life

The LifeBy Wendy & Lisa (The Revolution)This is the lifeEveryone has to be somewhereI am hereTesting a dreamThe pressure of dreams isThe killer of dreamsAnd it only gets harderAnd it only gets har...
Posted by Umper on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

Umperpooh!

*ahem* Please feel free to stare at muh bunninarts.More here:http://www.flickr.com/photos/oomi/...
Posted by Umper on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST

Quake

earthquake at 7:00.. woke me from bed and i ran out of my room yellin' "earthquake".. it lasted about a full minute, then followed by a second quake about a minute later that lasted about the same.&nb...
Posted by Umper on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST

School

So I started Phlebotomy today! I have a really excellent teacher :D We start labs next week Tuesday and I get to wear a lab coat.. *squee* I have to pay a fee of $105 for insurance and supplies.. I'm ...
Posted by Umper on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

:)

I never shared this..I take a taxi to the pool and my driver had gone to Kenya for vacation. I asked him to bring me back a pinecone LOL.. and he bought me this instead. He bought it from a maasi trib...
Posted by Umper on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

2006 So Far...

1. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?Bahahaha!  Uh, nope. 2. Have you had your birthday?No, I'm a December baby. 3. Been to church?No 4. Cried yet?Like a baby. 6. Pulled...
Posted by Umper on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

Another Video

Get this video and more at MySpace.comThis is an obsession.a kind of aggression with himself.Its the way hell always should be.He loves to rebel to go against his ten commandmentsFor him, thats just b...
Posted by Umper on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:23:00 PST

I Made This..

Get this video and more at MySpace.comMy f irst attempt using windows movie maker :P...
Posted by Umper on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:41:00 PST