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Ash

everything amazing comes inexplicably without method

About Me

"Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight - so I grab him - I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja’s got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew."

-Dwight Schrute from "The Office"

My Interests

roadtrips, stylish geeks, fake moustaches, nerd glasses, eating in bed, getting lost in new countries, girls with short hair or bangs, falling asleep during haircuts, eating canned corn with a spoon, white v-neck t-shirts, napping on friends’ couches, Bill Murray movies, kung-fu movie plots, food network, microwavable instant rice, imitating foreign accents, g&t, skinny ties, playing in rivers, magazine browsing, 90s pop karaoke marathons, grocery shopping alone in the middle of the night, late night icecream runs

I'd like to meet:

Amusingly quirky weirdos... or just someone original

Music:

Hard-Fi, Blur, Weezer, Muse, Radiohead, Portishead, The Flaming Lips, Ace of Base, Hot Hot Heat, LCD Soundsystem, Stars, Emily Haines, Peaches, Bjork, City & Colour, The Stills, The Eagles, Sneaker Pimps, Oasis, Broken Social Scene, Dashboard Confessional, Arctic Monkeys, Frou Frou, Christopher O Riley, Babyshambles, Robbie Williams, Art Brut, Talib Kweli, Postal Service, Keane, N.E.R.D., Air, Rachael Yamagata, The Vines, Basement Jaxx, Henri Gorecki, Aqualung, Disney's Aladdin soundtrack, vocal-classical/opera

Movies:

Royal Tenenbaums, Paris Je T'aime, Art School Confidential, Life Aquatic, Ghost World, Half Nelson, Little Miss Sunshine, Closer, United States of Leland, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Trainspotting, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, I Heart Huckabees, Moulin Rouge, Lost in Translation, Zoolander, Pulp Fiction, Punch Drunk Love, Napoleon Dynamite, Billy Madison, Amelie, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, High Fidelity, Boondock Saints, Match Point, Mozart and the Whale, Everything is Illuminated

Television:

Arrested Development, Clone High, The Office, Peep Show, Man vs Wild, Battlestar Galactica, Animaniacs

Books:

The Little Prince, The Sun Also Rises, Flowers for Algernon, Norwegian Wood, The Alchemist. I'm a magazine whore.