Elana profile picture

Elana

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a punk rock feminist Martha Stewart who is prone to random and spontaneous outbursts of verbosity. I hold the answers to life, the universe and everything..including all those questions that have yet to be asked. (most of which can be found in my blogs) If you're looking for someone who will always laugh at the wrong thing at the wrong time..that would be me. I can have as much fun alone with a good book as I can out with my grrls. I also like to make words up and am easily distracted by shiny objects.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Punkish - Image Hosting

My Interests

I like things...and stuff...but not always in that order

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, really. If you want to meet me, chances are I'll probably want to meet you, too. I'm cool like that. Of course, if you're Henry Rollins, that doesn't hurt. I'm also looking for anyone who can figure out how to get me adopted into the exceedingly talented Coppola clan.

Music:

I'll listen to almost anything once, then become almost obsessive if I like it. Some of the current and all time favourites include: P!nk, Bif Naked, Dashboard Confessional, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Jack Johnson, White Stripes, Josh Ritter, Goldfrapp, Fiona Apple, Great Big Sea, Queen, Sublime, the Donnas, the Ramones, Gogol Bordello,Gin Blossoms, Rufus Wainwright, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Mika, Lostprophets, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Christina Aguilera, Daughtry, The Bastard Fairies, John Ralston, The Killers, Manic Street Preachers, Scissor Sisters.

Movies:

Old School, Wedding Crashers, Paradise Lost, Secretary, The Believer, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Nightmare Before Xmas, New Waterford Girl, The Cat's Meow, Tank Girl, LOTR, High Fidelity, Mean Girls, Ghost World, The Princess Bride, Vincent, The Punisher (remake), American Beauty, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938), Duck Soup, A Day at the Circus, Eulogy, X-Men, Sin City, Spun, I Heart Huckabees, Crash, Rushmore, 10 Things I Hate About You, Thirteen, Camp, Murderball, Office Space, any of the Tim Burton-Johnny Depp films, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Shawshank Redemption, Dogma, Last Night, the Ginger Snaps trilogy, Kinsey, Donnie Darko, Eurotrip, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine, Hard Candy, Saved, Thank You for Smoking, Everything is Illuminated, Madagascar, anything by Sophia Coppola.

Television:

CSI, Entourage, Video on Trial, The Hour (with George Stroumboulopolous), Heroes, The Office, House, Gilmore Girls, Crossing Jordan, Little Britain

Books:

The Little Prince, Female Chauvinist Pigs, Lamb, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Bitch, The Giving Tree, The Tao of Pooh, Planet Simpson, The Probable Future, The Lovely Bones, A Million Little Pieces (yeah, I know it was all crap, but it was still a good book), A Modest Proposal, Maus, Blankets, Bone, Preacher, Strangers in Paradise, Goodbye Chunky Rice, Neverwhere, Coraline, The Other Boleyn Girl, Mirror, Mirror, Cunt: A Declaration of Independence,

Heroes:

Anyone who has ever used their time on this planet to make some sort of difference and touched lives in the process. Basically, those who take no shit from anyone, stand up for what they believe in, and have accepted themselves, flaws and all.

My Blog

Jump!

Henry Miller once said, "Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to do it." Enter Sean Aiken. After already having an impressive head start out into the "re...
Posted by Elana on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:10:00 PST

Beauty is only Skin-Deep

 When I was a kid, my parents always used to tell me, "Eat your carrots; they're good for your eyesight."  When I would ask how they knew that, they replied, "Have you ever seen a rabbit wea...
Posted by Elana on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST

Flick You!

So apparently the Canadian Government has spent a whole bunch of money to shove a campaign down our throats, only for it to burn out as quickly as it arrived.  I'm, of course, talking about the "...
Posted by Elana on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:45:00 PST

The Saga of "A Girls Night Out"

Nothing like a night out with the girls from work to remind yourself, "I'm not 21 anymore."  I mean, you don't think of it at the time, when you're out there, dancing up a storm and drinking the...
Posted by Elana on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:58:00 PST

It's my first time..please be gentle with me

So I've decided to give this whole blogging on MySpace thing a go.  I don't know how often I'll blog, I don't even know what I'll blog about.  Maybe I'll use this one to document my day to d...
Posted by Elana on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST