David

Just another Jewish sherpa trekking up this treacherous mountain in search of 15 minutes, a spoonful of laughs and a helpmate of the Messalina mold.IT GOES AROUNDYou say I’m drifting I say I’m searching It goes around and round and round I say I’m digging You say I’m lurching It goes around and round and roundThere’s an ogre under the bridge That’s what he knows, that’s where he lives He gives no right of passage Fires passion of the savageBut one day I’ll take what’s my right Take the ogre on in a fight I’ll melt his club to a wick that’s waxen And salute his ass as I pass him!You say I’m drifting I say I’m searching It goes around and round and roundI say I’m breathing You say I’m gasping You say it’s futile I say I’m lasting You say I’m hateful I say it’s loathing Reserved for the emperor And for his clothing You say I’m sinking I say I’m rafting You say it’s the end I say ever-aftingYou say I’m drifting I say I’m searching It goes around and round and round I say I’m digging You say I’m lurching It goes around and round and round