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Edward

Increasing my carbon footprint every day

About Me

Edward proudly endorses the following: Gibson Guitars, Ibanez Basses, Marshall Amplification, Hartke Bass Amplification, GHS strings, Ford Motor Company, and Levi's Jeans.I prefer: Batman over Superman, The Stones over The Beatles, Roth over Hagar, cats over dogs, capitalism over socialism, night over day, bourbon over beer, football over baseball, Jason Voorhees over Michael Myers, Scarface over The Godfather, voluptuous over emaciated, warm over cold, Dunkin Donuts over Starbucks, IBM over Mac, Crockett over Tubbs, driving over flying, vanilla over chocolate Mike Nelson over Joel Robinson (MST3K) Autumn over the other 3 months Levi's over Lee jeans

My Interests

music, sports, movies, writing, reading, travel, learning about Buddhism, playing along to Sabbath tunes on my Gibson SG, cooking

I'd like to meet:

Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath, a bunch of my internet friends from other parts of the world

Music:

Black Sabbath, Dio, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Accept, Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow, Deep Purple, Cathedral, Fu Manchu, Orange Goblin, Kyuss, Rush, Pentagram, Megadeth, Van Halen (Roth era), Black Label Society, ZZ Top, Veruca Salt, Nina Gordon, Triangle Theory, Racer, Primus, Apple Pickers Union, Grand Magus, sHEAVY, Shadows Fall, Motorhead, Ramones, Corrosion of Conformity, Clutch, Iced Earth, The Cars, Tool, Slayer, Triumph

Movies:

The Exorcist, The Omen, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Kingpin, Dumb and Dumber, Austin Powers series, American Pie series, Leaving Las Vegas, Top Secret!, Boogie Nights, Casino, Schindler's List, Star Wars Trilogy, Spaceballs, History of the World Pt.1, Naked Gun 1 and 2, Equilibrium, Office Space, Escape From New York, Underworld, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Mallrats, Full Metal Jacket, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, The Terminator, Prince of Darkness, Phantasm, Pink Panther series, Miami Vice('06), Scarface

Television:

NYPD Blue, South Park, Simpsons, 24, NFL Football, NHL Hockey, Seinfeld, Food Network, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Reno 911

Books:

Dead Sea, The Stand, Salems Lot, 1984, Brave New World, The Rising, City of the Dead, Ghoul, The Conqueror Worms, lots of non-fiction and autobiographies, The Enemy Within. The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Secret, Buddhism For Dummies, Meditation For Dummies, Fangoria Magazine

Heroes:

God, Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath), Steve Harris (Iron Maiden), my 12th grade English teacher, Jabba The Hut (he is proof that you can be fat and lazy and still own a mansion and a yacht!)

My Blog

The Internet Princess has spoken...

So, I'm on MSN the other day, and I come across an article by a young intern about how she got a friend request on her myspace or facebook or some other similar site. The request was by a guy who, if ...
Posted by Edward on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

Increasing my carbon footprint on the world

Well, I'm getting older. 40 is right around the corner, and I've yet to do anything that will immortalize me. The options are getting slimmer every day. I could make a motion picture, but it would tak...
Posted by Edward on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

NJs 1 export - shitty drivers!

If anyone doesn't believe that people who live in the northeastern portion of the United States - and more specifically, New Jersey - aren't the most rude, self absorbed, selfish people on the planet,...
Posted by Edward on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:05:00 PST

Some quick observations

Hope this isn't too Larry King-ish for some of you: Was George Orwell actually a physicist from our present who traveled back in time and got stuck there? When seeing the fucked up things we hum...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:21:00 PST

New feature here - Weekly Rant!!!

I've decided that I am going to start a weekly rant section here on my Myspace page. It will be on any subject that comes to mind about which I might have something to say. While I...
Posted by Edward on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

On my way to meet the Master!!!

Well, my tickets have arrived!!!! March 30 at Radio City Music Hall, and May 19 at the PNC Bank Arts Center. What are the events, you ask? None other than Heaven and Hell, the reunion of Ronnie James ...
Posted by Edward on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST