camping, hiking, sleeping, consuming alcohol on a daily basis, having high blood pressure, smoking cigarrettes, chweing tobacco, kicking it at mullan station, having a sweet beergut, lifting weights and not doing cardiovascular, NASCAR, operating chainsaws, looking at hot chicks even if they don't want me to, Tuba City, Flathead Lake, crashing into cars and other shit, listening to fucking death metal all day long, getting tattoos, playing pool, SMLA!, welding, driving through muddy nasty slushy fuckholes(like you mom's vage), lighting shit on fire....
Little girls, preferably high-school age or younger(diapers are no obsticle), and maybe some little boys while I'm at it (prepubescent of course). Oh, and Jenna Jameson. (Seriously, I want to molest little children, SERIOUSLY...)
VITAL REMAINS!, Down, Cannibal Corpse, Leukorrhea, Severed Savior, old Metallica, Deeds of Flesh, Pantera...Also a little George Jones, some fucking Shooter Jennings and HANK fucking III! And of course, the man himself, David Allen Coe. Also some classical. Thats rights you fags, I like fucking classical music, like classical guitar and fucking Beethoven and shit. Get some fucking culture and class you lame ass buttwads. I also enjoy oldies and, of course, classic rock.
So many fucking movies you would fucking die if I wrote them all down, and which I would also fucking die if I tried to write that shit. But I guess that wouldn't be writing, it would be typing, but anyways my fingers would be going so fast that they would heat up and spontaneously combust and explode the keyboard into a million pieces trying to type all that shit. I will say Bill Zebub's movies, anything with Gia Paloma, all Star Trek films and any gorey ass horror movie.
METALACOLYPSE!! Get learned you faggots.
Reading is for chumps. I rely on the tv to tell me everything. I read stuff when I'm on the shitter.
your mom