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WillFuckYourMomForFood

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About Me

I like shitting, eating, hunting, getting drunk, fucking, jerkin' it, death metal, shooting guns and a whole ration of other types of ill nasty shit like rolling around in my own filth. Lets see, I pissed on myself, vomited on myself and probably shat myself. I usually go for 2-7 days between showers and I'll wear the same pair of jeans for a month before washing them. I am also an artistically inclined puke. And as such, I enjoy doing artsy faggot-like shit, such as drawing, painting, sculpture, photography and printmaking. I also hate the fuck out of god and most any other religion for that matter. But I love star trek.

My Interests

camping, hiking, sleeping, consuming alcohol on a daily basis, having high blood pressure, smoking cigarrettes, chweing tobacco, kicking it at mullan station, having a sweet beergut, lifting weights and not doing cardiovascular, NASCAR, operating chainsaws, looking at hot chicks even if they don't want me to, Tuba City, Flathead Lake, crashing into cars and other shit, listening to fucking death metal all day long, getting tattoos, playing pool, SMLA!, welding, driving through muddy nasty slushy fuckholes(like you mom's vage), lighting shit on fire....

I'd like to meet:

Little girls, preferably high-school age or younger(diapers are no obsticle), and maybe some little boys while I'm at it (prepubescent of course). Oh, and Jenna Jameson. (Seriously, I want to molest little children, SERIOUSLY...)

Music:

VITAL REMAINS!, Down, Cannibal Corpse, Leukorrhea, Severed Savior, old Metallica, Deeds of Flesh, Pantera...Also a little George Jones, some fucking Shooter Jennings and HANK fucking III! And of course, the man himself, David Allen Coe. Also some classical. Thats rights you fags, I like fucking classical music, like classical guitar and fucking Beethoven and shit. Get some fucking culture and class you lame ass buttwads. I also enjoy oldies and, of course, classic rock.

Movies:

So many fucking movies you would fucking die if I wrote them all down, and which I would also fucking die if I tried to write that shit. But I guess that wouldn't be writing, it would be typing, but anyways my fingers would be going so fast that they would heat up and spontaneously combust and explode the keyboard into a million pieces trying to type all that shit. I will say Bill Zebub's movies, anything with Gia Paloma, all Star Trek films and any gorey ass horror movie.

Television:

METALACOLYPSE!! Get learned you faggots.

Books:

Reading is for chumps. I rely on the tv to tell me everything. I read stuff when I'm on the shitter.

Heroes:

your mom

My Blog

Potato bugs and burning shit

Not to confuse the two; they are two unrelated subjects addressed seperately here. Firstly...as I am sure so many of you know this foul and disgusting nasty motherfucking bug by the name 'Potato bug',...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

Truffus Ruffus

I can't take credit for this one, but it is still the funny shit. This comes from that Maddox fucker. Leave your answers if you are truly not a bitch. In a world where metrosexuals--stylish, well...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

For those of you...

...who think I went soft when I took down the "wall of ho's" I now invite one and all to visit the soon to be world famous "bathroom of bitches." It is inappropriate for children, faint hearted w...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST

Veterens Day Hunting Camp

What better a way to celebrate veterans than by killing stuff? Well, nothing...unless combined with Malcolm, a few other badass motherfuckers, cheeseburgers and a fuck ton of beer. Malcolm arrived at ...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

Criminal Mischief

And I wasn't the one doing it for once!!! Some fucking worthless, low-low, patheric, vagrant bum motherfucker stol my fucking clothes out of the dryer at the laundromat tuesday night. I mean, what the...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

One of the best songs ever written

She said someday I'd understandWhat love was all aboutShe said I could have the kidsShe was movin outSaid she'd finally found a manWho's dick was so much biggerThen that scumbag motherfuckerRan off wi...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST

my summer on the fuels crew

Well, as some of you know, I finally got my shit togeather and started doing what I've been wanting to do for like since a long fucking time. And it feels great. My life is peachy right now, and I jus...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:50:00 PST

POOP

Well, the summer is quckley approaching its end and malcolm and james are gonna ditch me up here and go back to califas...because they are gay. IRREGARDLESS, we got drunk as shit and stayed up to past...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST

I hate...

Filling out the exact same government forms for federal employment all over again, having to get finger printed again (just cause it's two different state departments why can't they pool their fu...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:28:00 PST

shit list 5(fuck off)

goddamnit. I just wrote some giant tyrating rant about people that breath all weird and slurp every fucking sip and are all sick that caugh and hack and how it all pisses me off so much when they do i...
Posted by WillFuckYourMomForFood on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:54:00 PST