Good films, video games, Nintendo, Starcraft, non-linear editing, haikus, GOOD anime, Calvin and Hobbes, Destiny (or lack thereof), adventure, quests, getting lost, chillaxxing, Friend Bear, philsophy, buddhism, atheism, zen, existentialism, optimism, nihilism, contradiction, the Unbroken Circle of Zerthimon. And Engrams.
I'd like to meet:
Other zombies.
The first zombie came
To the US from Haiti
For a better life.
1939:
Immigrant Zombie Joe lands
At Ellis Island.
For five years Joe works
All sorts of odd jobs to pay
Off his New York rent.
1944:
Zombie Joe volunteers to
Join US Army.
After inspection,
On account of being dead,
Army denies him.
Fakes identity,
Joins military at last
And is shipped to France.
At Omaha Beach,
Shot thirty times but unharmed,
Is named War Hero.
Wins right for zombies
To serve their country freely
In military.
During the 50s
Had a successful career
As a Beat Poet.
Collaborated
With Borroughs and Kerouac.
Labeled Hedonist.
Then came the 60s.
Zombie Joe joins the Undead
Civil Rights movement.
Joe works closely with
Martin Luther King Jr
And the Black Panthers.
1968:
Night of the Living Dead is
Released to viewers.
Sadly, the movie
Promotes stereotyping
Of zombies as bad.
In '69 Joe
Is decapitated by
Life Supremacists.
This leads Congress to
Name zombie persecution
As form of hate crime.
Music:
I don't listen to music.
Movies:
Paul Thomas Anderson, Takeshi Kitano, Terry Gilliam, Kinji Fukasaku. Any movie John Candy was in except Space Balls and that stupid one about invading Canada. Takashi Miike was here until I saw Visitor Q, then I immediately took him off. DO NOT SEE THAT MOVIE. But then I saw Happiness of the Katakuris and now he gets back on.
Television:
Adult Swim. Stargate SG-1. Movies.
Books:
Calvin and Hobbes (yes, the cartoon collections count). R. Scott Bakker. Stephen R. Donaldson. Lovecraft. And BERSERK. And last but not least, Dianetics by L. Ron Hubard.
Heroes:
Eikichi Onizuka (22 years old).
Also, Xenophon; athenian exile, student of Socrates, and badass greek mercenary.
And Temüjin, aka Genghis Khan. I will talk your ear off all night about how much ass he kicked. Take that, Khwarazm. You deserved everything that came to you.
Also, Batman.
