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hernandez

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About Me

Trying my damndest to channel Lloyd Dobler, but failing so hard it's not even funny.

My Interests

people who love bad movies. people who love good movies. people who love dancing. good food. and hamburgers. WORD DOJO. caramel flavored carbonated beverages. bands that play good music. people who like to smile. playstation... oh yeah. cool (as in high 60's) weather. finding quarters on the floor. getting goosebumps from a song that you haven't listened to in a long time and you had just forgot how good it was.

Music:

Dischord, Circa 1980's Skate Rock (see Thrasher box sets), Gravity/31G/GSL, Merge, Factory, early Manchester scene, Roots Reggae/Dub, circa 1970's caribbean salsa-latin Jazz-calypso-soca, Trojan, Stax, Tropicalismo, early/mid 90's post hc/emo, Lifetime, Archers Of Loaf, Fugazi, Lungfish, Constantines, Tiny Hawks, Wilderness, and Lightning Bolt.

Movies:

I'm all about really bad or really good horror (preferable zombie) movies. Especially when the acting is so bad that you have random fits of laughter because you can't believe that these people are so bad at acting.

Television:

The Joy Of Painting, The Daily Show, Entourage, The Knife Show, Adult Swim.

Books:

Webster's Dictionary.

Heroes:

PBF

My Blog

Brenner Quote

So I do believe Joey Brenner to be one of the most quotable men I have ever met, as evidenced by this here gem I yoinked off of his recent bulletin about going to the Dentist:"...orgasms are bitterswe...
Posted by hernandez on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:59:00 PST

I ate my own hand in my dream last night.

I chopped it up and ate it finger by finger wrapped in bread like hot dogs.  And it tasted great. I was worrying about missing one hand, but all of a sudden I had another.  I couldn't feel s...
Posted by hernandez on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:02:00 PST

I love cuteoverload.com

I really do.I mean, if you can't smile at guys like these:then you're dead on the inside.  Really....
Posted by hernandez on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:18:00 PST

I'm getting kinda worried.

So I've been having periodical zombie dreams for the past like 3 months.  But last night freaked me out.  Like it was me and all my friends, holding down our little fort or base or...
Posted by hernandez on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:24:00 PST