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Kiss My Irish Ass

i'd reach for the stars,but i can't find my arms

About Me

-EnJenn.. JDD the DJ.. pronounced Dldldldldldl.. Hennifer.. porkcHop.. JJ.. Jenn-ay.. Doo Bob.. P.L.P.H.. -
-Irish-
I'm in love to the fullest.. be happy for me.. ya?
-i am slowly defying being a Chubby Kid..-
-i am a Skavenger.. if you don't understand what that means.. you don't.. if you do.. you do.. bravo..-
-fuck Crews.. you don't need an organization to constitute being bros.. eh... whatever.. that's for a different time..-
-i drink.... a lot- got a problem, then tell me so i can drink more and confront you about it.. pfft..
-i hate dishes and vacuuming.-
-i will never stop loving Ska. the brass section makes my feet twitch.-
-i don't dance, except in cars. I -will- find a way to get out of dancing at my own wedding.-
-i have four people other than my family that i absolutely need.. Gabley, Maff, Wes, and NiPaSpra.. deal with it..-
-family is the most important thing in my life.
but those 4 -are- family..-
- i miss the way things used to be.. living with Maff was the pinnacle of happiness..-
-i recently have become obsessed with Potato Chips... dunno why, don't care.. but i loves me the potatoes..-
-Save a Plant Eat a Cow.. -
-Guinness and Whiskey rules all.. Irish Car Bombs are the best..-
-Irish Car Bombs + EnJenn + Flogging Molly = not a god damn care in the world.... Maff knows...-
-i need to quit smoking.. i need to quit drinking.. i need to quit worrying about my weight.. i need to do a lot of things.. but most of all, i just need to do what i want and fuck the rest..-

You're a Hyena!
You have quite a sense of humor, though many others find it derisive rather than appealing. You are perceived as being a coward, but actually have moments of great bravery and have even stood up to those much larger than yourself. You like hanging out in groups and are always making a lot of noise. Disney thinks you are an idiot.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

♥already met him...♥

Music:

I think this question is just a reason for people to be able to show off how many bands they know, so i'll give you a taste....A TASTE!! of what i like...and if you like that, you can ask me about more of them.... Mad Caddies-Reel Big Fish-Mustard Plug-The Specials-The Aquabats-Flip the Switch-Guttermouth-NOFX-Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies-Less Than Jake-Afroman-Frank Sinatra-Etta James-Louis Armstrong-George Gershwin-Flogging Molly-The BRIGGS-Dropkick Murphys-Weezer-Alkaline Trio- X-Ray Spex- Choking Victim-Leftover Crack-The Misfits-Les Savy Fav-Fugazi-Against Me!-Anti-Flag-Bad Religion-At the Drive-In-Dead Kennedys-Blood Brothers-Primus-Rancid-Reggie and the Full Effect-MATTHEW WINTERS!-The Reverend Horton Heat-Wizo-Lagwagon- geez........got a mouth-full?

Movies:

Orgazmo-Cujo (yes, it's about a rabid St.Bernard..)-Forrest Gump-Any Disney Movie-Being John Malkovich- Anything with John Cusack in it (especially Better Off Dead.. "it's got raisins in it, you like raisins..") i'm brain dead right now...nevermind..i'll finish this later..

Television:


You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Books:

pretty much anything i can get my hands on to fuckin read... i love anything i can decipher the grammatical content of and has somewhat of a story line.. the Flying Carpet is a very good book.. i like Kissing the Rain so far... The Perks of Being a Wallflower was very good.. umm... i read so many fucking books that i can't remember any more titles... "where are we going fred? to the Library!!!" -Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies

Heroes:

my dad.. how can someone be so selfless?.... i'm not sure i could really call anyone else a hero... i try not to look up to people because then i feel like shit about where -my- life is... ya know, the glass is half empty shit... awww...

My Blog

fishing for friends..

My name:Who is the love of my life?:Where did we meet?:Take a stab at my middle name?:How long have you known me?:When is the last time that we saw each other?:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthda...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:21:00 PST

Rory Stitt

well, i have officialy found my new favorite artist.. seriously folks.. you should check this guys music out.. i'm a fan for sure.. that's all she wrote, 'chall... :jenn
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST

fucking flowers...

"Weeds are just wildflowers that have bloomed in the wrong place"   i'm taking that to heart.....   :the me... (the weed from now on..)    ...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:31:00 PST

line and sinker

i just read through all of my old blogs.. fuckin weird.. What you see is what you get (don't you know)Fishing for the answer with a line and sinkerLook at me and don't forget (don't you know)Hard to g...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

Baby Beluga and Me

i just caught myself walking around my appy aimlessly in pjs, singing the song "Baby Beluga." no, it's not some new emo-core song.. ya know, the one by Raffi!! Raffi is the shit, what ever happened ...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:06:00 PST

Monroe House Blues.. real people? speak up!

"what good is sitting along in your room? come hear the music play" for those of you that remember the Monroe House...  sitting on the back porch, smoking cigarette after cigarette was because yo...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:04:00 PST

GAME ON!!

well kids, i guess the time for a new blog has come upon us... Chubby Kids Crew.... (CKC) it's still alive although -someone- deleted the actual group... the word bitch comes to mind.. hmm... but...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

fucking vomit..

CLEANING UP PUKE IS NOT MY FUCKING PROFESSION.. it's not written in my job description under "things i'm willing to do." Who knows how long it takes to clean puke out of a carpet? i'm sure mostly ever...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

William Shatner

William Shatner's music is really good when you're bummed out.. serious.. i wish i knew all the words, or even some of them.. but i'll learn.. oh, i'll learn... i just cleaned my whole appy... i'...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:32:00 PST

Seattle-town and beyond..

so... usually when i leave seattle, i'm crying..i don't wanna leave.. i didn't cry this time.. and i couldn't figure out why..cause it wasn't because i didn't want to leave.. cause believe y...
Posted by ..Baby Beluga.. on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:58:00 PST