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Super Nintendo Chalmers

Records left skipping, clothing all scattered.

About Me


I need a swift kick to the shins.

I'm currently reading the Necronomicon...okay okay, it's really a book on tape...well, on cd......FINE! It's an mp3.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Meat.
And people who staple and fold papers with precision.

Music:

I like sounds.

Movies:

: Little creatures that move often.

Television:

raised me. Hot Lips is my mother.

Books:

They're movies without pictures, right?

Heroes:

I do enjoy the occasional sandwich.

My Blog

oh bloody hell

I know some of you may be offended by this - and I'm not posting it to put a bad light on religion - but this dialogue is one of the funniest things I've ever read.  Please leave your inhibitions...
Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

iPlacebo

Hurry, everyone!!!!  Now there are TWO new social-status-fulfilling Apple gadgets to obtain!http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/ptech/01/09/apple.macwor ld.ap/index.htmlI'd rather have the iIncome....yes...
Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST

Onion fun.

Terrorists Paralyzed By Airlines' Ban On LiquidsListen to audio broadcast here.Astronaut's Heart Just Not In This MissionListen to audio broadcast here.Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Off...
Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

Poor Elmo...

I have seen Elmo in this place for months now.  I don't think anybody will be tickling him anytime soon. ...
Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:55:00 PST

photos de l&.39;arbre de Noël

Life in the Coulee over the weekend became a little dull at times - so I filled the time taking pictures of my parents Christmas tree (lights) with a slow shutter speed.  You'd think a tree would...
Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 08:52:00 PST

My evil plot to destroy the world

On my walk to work this morning, my right sock felt the need to consistently slide down to my ankle.  This is an extreme pet peeve of mine.  During one attempt to rectify the situation, I sl...
Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:01:00 PST