This is Gideon. Gideon is who I am, it is both a name, and a porcupine. And quite possibly an ethic snack of some sort. Which would really explain why some wierd forein guys keep trying to take bites out of me when I tell them who I am...hmmm, never thought of that one before...I'm in love with me, and so are you, you just don't know it yet. Ethnic people who have tasted me tell me they love me for my fruity flavors, and somewhat soft yet crunchy texture. I have been described in many ways, but the best description I have encountered thus far was either "holy hell your tasty" or "Gideon".....I have the strange power to control the movements of butter, it obeys my every whim. So if you wake up with a stick of butter slowly creeping toward you in the night, I'm angry with you. Which really takes alot of effort, getting me angry and keeping me that way, also the controlling of butter takes alot of effort. At the times I was doing my first expiriments I had quite a few freak accidents, one of them involved my best friend, Ingatious, which happened to be a stick of butter. I cried for weeks before I got over the loss, but god did he taste good on my popcorn. Now I've found human friends to take its place, though sometimes I wonder if humans are really just butter with skin over the top...hmm, I'll have to see whats going on there.....I've come to the conclusion that I'm not a boy, yah you may all be like...? Well here's how it roles, I'm half a boy, because it seems the the requisite is that you both need male organs and you need to be a jerkface. I'm just a jerface. LOL, just kidding guys, I'm a very nice person, who controls butter, and is bursting with fruity flavor, if you wanna taste, contact me and we'll set something up...

..I LOVE YOU ALL

....And that is everything I need to you know..

..ABOUT GIDEON

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