KODEBLUE

I started my career with the retarded monkey fuckers in 1993. After walking in on my, then girlfriend, having sex with my manager I decided to quit the group. (After I stomped his ass of course). Later that week though I had the shit stomped out of me by 10 of his prep school friends. After that I went from cypher to cypher trying to make a name for myself. It wasn't long before I made that name Cornelius Shortstik, and although I'm not sure why they called me that, I had a name and respect finally. I rushed home to tell my mom but walked in on her taking my ex manager anally. I decided this time to not kick his ass. Long story short I got a friend to cover my shift at Doc Lovejoys rubber dicks manufacturing plant and entered in a freestyle battle at the local Hip Hop shop. Then after 5 hard fought freestyle rounds I won the battle and a year supply of shoestrings from the local swap meet. I moved off of carcaus road meet up with legendary hiphop producer Chauncy Peppertooth and the rest is history.