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josh

you sand-baggin' son of a bitch

About Me

I like to drink. I like to fight.

My Interests

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

I'd like to meet:

two midgets who can juggle bowling pins. they don't have to know how to juggle but its a plus. also booze hags.

Music:

anything heavy,black label society,lamb of god,underoath,brand new sin,shadows fall,atreyu,killswitch engage,autumn to ashes,deftones,god forbid,soulfly,pro-pain,hatebreed,motorhead,van halen,pink floyd,led zepplin,ozzy,tesla,jimmy hendrix,ted nugent,guns n' roses,jonny cash,hank williams jr.,stoned temple pilots,afi,distilers,tool,rage,floater,megadeath,alice in chains,cky

Movies:

I dont watch no dang moving picture shows!

Television:

cnn

Books:

everybody poops,hustler

Heroes:

Kurt Shamberg, Darren Deblanc, charles cooper,jose "the black aardvark" martinez.

My Blog

getting ready for iraq

1. Sleep on a cot in the garage. 2. Replace the garage door with a curtain. 3. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your wife or girlfriend whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes an...
Posted by josh on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST

chuck norris facts

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles are...
Posted by josh on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST

man laws

1. You can take the last wing or the last beer not both.2. Every man must have knowledge or skill of at least one sport.3. If you buy first round of beer you decide who buys the second round.4. During...
Posted by josh on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST