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About Me

No man abandon his post. A gatecrusher has called us to arms. Take up your tourch. I want this ship cleaner than a hospitol ward. A radical has polluted our ranks. Slouch into position men this is a war. Set the traps. We'll have that criminals head marched through the streets on a stick. Someone will pay for this we'll squeeze his g*dd*mn brains out. Sleep with one eye open. You can't outthink us, we've been out of our thoughs for awhile. The warrior with the deadliest weapon is the one without an instruction manual for his gun. This is a union of dunces and we are the new global menace. Stalking the land, gnashing dull teeth, tapping our feet, sighing and humming and watching the clock. That's what you get for f*cking with us. When we find you we will skin you alive. We'll poke out you eyes. The cannons will roar as we march to the capitol, dragging you hide. Drowling, polished, jackboot, monsters, stalking the scent of a sleeping child. Your composer gave you away, next time its best to cry havoc. Keep marching the bridge is ours. They're coming to get me. They're coming to take me away. I'll never make love in this town again. Every one on the dance floor is doomed. Hit the ground, shut your mouth. The prisoners have laid waste to the pulpit. Your in for it now. Are these helicopters for me? Have I been appointed to speak? Then I'm going to Hell and I'm taking the Rennisance with me.

My Interests

None. Nothing interests me.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

I'd like to meet:

Peruvian Monkey Gunrunners. If I don't know you I probly won't accept you as a friend. If your not 18 don't even ask. If I accept you as a friend and you don't ever talk to me, I will delete you. And if I accept you as a friend and start getting spam, I will delete you. Just because I know you or are related to you doesn't mean I want you on my friends list.

Music:

I don't like music. At all. Never have. But if I did I would probly listne to these crappy bands. Mastadon Blood and Thunder

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Movies:

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Television:

From what I hear TV rots your brain. So I dont watch it. Besides, its too much like movies, and only "you know who" watches those.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

Havnt read any of those book things yet, but from what I hear I aint missing out.

Heroes:

Jeffery Scott Gant

My Blog

"Life sucks Bulletin"

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:53:00 PST

Reducing friends list.

Hey everyone, Im reducing people on my friends list. If i take you off my friends list dont get hurt, i will put you back on later. Since i have limited internet time i will be posting mor...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

We have learned nothing, and we are thrilled shitless for it...

"I can't help but feel through eyes of a combat-wounded Marine in Vietnam, if someone was shot, you tried to save his life. . . . While you were in combat, you had a sense of urgency to end the slaugh...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST

I'm sorry.

I'll never understand why I'm here and my boys are not. I'll never forgive myself for not brinking them home. Darren, Kurt, James, I'd do anything to trade places with you. I'm sorry. I'm so so so...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:20:00 PST

Inspired by my brother to write about myself.

My brother Jeffery wrote about himself on his profile and it has inspired me to write a little about myself and my feelings on a few topics.I am not the most dependable person I know. I used to be, b...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:20:00 PST

We the People...

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the B...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST

Who needs enemies....

How can you not miss a friend like this?----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: You stick to the roof of my mouth like dried blood Date: Apr 14, 2006 1:40 PM Four things you wonder ...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:45:00 PST

We hold these truths to be self evident...

The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes ne...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Soldier II

I was that others did not want to be, I went where others feared to go, and did what others failed to do. I asked nothing of those who gave nothing, and reluctantly accepted the though of eternal ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Soldier

Our god and soldier we alike adore, when on the brink of ruin, not before; after deliverance both alike requited, our god forgotten, our soldier slighted. Francis Quarles
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST