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Parker

Remember what happened, know what's happening, and think about what's going to happen -Me, I fucking

About Me

Me, is an everchanging thing right now. I will have to get back to you on that later.
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My Interests

Politics and Religion. But currently I have no preferences on either subject. I am just interested in them. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone not afraid to stand up for what they believe in.

Music:

Top 10 in no particular order -Modest Mouse -Blackalicious -Mos Def -Jurassic 5 -The Doors -Led Zepplin -The Ben Miller Band -Cinna the Poet -Cake -(new edition to the list) One Be Lo...Everyone interested in HipHop needs to pay attention to this man and his record label Subterraneous Records

Movies:

I'm more into actors like Christopher Walken, Matt Dillon, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt. So just any movies that any of these guys have been in. Also Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller are all pretty funny to me.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger force, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, My name is Earl, 2 and 1/2 Men, The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia, Any stand up comedy (New or Old) and documentaries on VH1.

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Slaughter House 5, Junkie, and anything by Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouc.

Heroes:

The men willing to lay down thier lives so the rest of us can live a little more comfortably.

My Blog

Really

Are you fucking kidding me. Yet another day of getting on myspace only to find that the only messages I have recieved are from "this profile no longer exists." When did myspace become nothing more tha...
Posted by Parker on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

This profile no longer exists

This is re-fucking-diculous. Every thime I get on myspace I have new messages. Great I have friends, I'm not a loser. Forget what every one in high school said about me. I have now found my home, it's...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

How come?

How come sometimes she's the only one who trully understands where I'm coming from?Others act like I don't work hard enough for themWhen they don't see all the time I'm putting inUp in the morning and...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST

What happened

What happened to the days when I knew exactly what to say? I used to know how to talk to anyone. But now everything I say is fake, bullshit, crap, worthless, meaningless, not worth the fucking time sa...
Posted by Parker on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

More porn advertisements

You messaged me to sell porn. I always love that. I was kindof curious though. I was thinking 'Huh I wonder what this nice 18 year old girl wants from a guy she's never met.' She doesn't have pictures...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

Traffic

What's with people in traffic? It's like hey, if I just pass this one car I have a wide open lane for what looks like miles. Then, this asshole decides he is going to pull right up to the car in the s...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:26:00 PST

Okay

So you remember that Looney Tunes cartoon where the big dog is walking down the street and there's this little dog jumping up and down around him talking about "Your my best friend" "What are we going...
Posted by Parker on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

Verbal Vomit

I have nothing real to say. My identity is nothing more than a faxsimile of some person that I think that I want to be. But the more I talk the less I believe myself. The words that come out of my mou...
Posted by Parker on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:32:00 PST

This is an old one

My throats sore from swallowing my pride in liquid and smoke form I can take no more of living with junkies and dope whores In a country that provokes wars behind closed doors While the poor take it o...
Posted by Parker on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST

I don't know

She's gracefully gathering greeneryAs she sits smoking cigarettes simultaneoslyShe's a creature of cautious calamityAnd I'm a admirer awakening awkwardlyAs I lie laying naked and lost at seaI see this...
Posted by Parker on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:42:00 PST