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Slippery as a midget in spandex

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About Me

Some things you just CANT CONTROL. People spend too much time thinking about their lives rather than just living them. Irony doesnt care who you are, it will find you. I myself have no idea who I am, or who I will be.. To live is to change. I love myself and others, most of all my beautiful daughter Layla, she means more to me than anything or anyone in this world, and always will.

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My Interests

Everything and Nothing

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MyHeritage : Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities

I'd like to meet:

Myself...So I can kick my ass.... Which member of the Gorillaz are you?

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Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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basically the basics:
what's your real name?: Courtney JeAnn Appel
do you like your name?: Not really
do you have any nicknames? what?: noni, court
if you were the opposite sex - what would your name be?: Malakai maybe
brother and/or sister?: One older sis
what year were you born?: Phoenix Az
physical beings:
what color are your eyes?: Brown
do you like them?: For the most part
do you like your nose?: its alright..just open pores
what do you thinks your best physical feature is?: eyes..I guess
why?: people tell me
worst physical feature?: I turn red easy..I HATE that
how tall are you?: 5'2
attitude is everything:
what is your best personality trait?: Open minded
worst personality trait?: indecisive
attitude towards life . . . .: Whatever happens happens
strangers???: Friends/killers I havent met yet
religion???: Faith...
prayer???: only in my head..and nothing ritualistic
chivalry???: a must
feminism???: a load of shit
Do you ever.....
write notes on your hands?: Not lately
offer your seat to the elderly or pregnant?: when I think of it
cut coupons?: nope
go to strip clubs?: male strip clubs
tip when/where you don't have to?: sometimes, if I can
dance in the rain?: dont dance
one night stand?: once or twice
paint?: I love to...
run?: walk fast
smile at strangers?: usually
bite your nails?: constantly
yell at someone when driving?: Nope...dont drive tho
sing out loud while driving?: nope " "
Love Life and Live in Love
have you ever been in love?: Yes..
do you believe in love at first sight?: I once found it right under my nose, it had been there for a while..so no
do you believe in true love/ soul mates?: If there is such a thing, then Im fucked
is it possible to be faithful forever?: possible yes, likely no
do you believe in marriage?: Sure
divorce?: Damn straight
sexiest quality in the opposite sex?: Good temperment, easy going, sees the humor in a bad situation..etc
do you have to be in love to sleep with someone?: if so Im in love with a lot of guys...
(: the PERFECT day :)
where would you wake up?: in a tent by a lake
breakfast - what would it be?: eggs and baccon hot chocolate and beer
with whom?: all my friends
lunch?: snack foods, chips , sandwhitches, hot dogs, etc
what would you do?: Fish, hike, take pictures
dinner?: Steaks and baked potatos
how would your evening go?: music, conversation, and beer by a good campfire
anything to add?: *dies a little inside* I need to go camping...
word association - - - I say ____ you say ????
men: My friends, humor, sex, trust
women: Mostly over dramatic backstabbers (most)
compassion: nice..
sex: Mmmmmmmmmm
dinosaurs: Robin Williams... ?? yeah..
cheating: Comme ci, comme ca...depends on whether you are the cheater or cheatie...
love: Questionble...
ocean: The smell of seaweed... nice, intimidating..
mountains: Camping, camp fires, hiking, waterfalls...*sigh*
hugs: Should be longer lasting
mom: Love, pitty, cigarettes, depression
purple: One eyed one horned flying purple people eater
Super Heros
if you had one super power what would it be?: is will power a "super" power? It is to me!
would you save the one you love or the world???: The world, cant be selfish
how DO you make this world better?: Nothing much...and i hate that..I try not to litter
what do you want to accomplish before you die?: I want to travel, learn languages, and many instruments

Music:

Gorillaz are my favorite.. but I love most music, Classical, jazz, rock, (some rap) etc...Music is what keeps me going, my existence depends on it.

Movies:

.. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Empire Records, Transformers,The Count of Monte Cristo,TMNT,Pirates of the Caribbean, Legend, All Batman movies, star wars, spidermans, indiana jones, napoleon dynamite, the crow, interview with the vampire, the labrynth, the nightmare before christmas, sin city, hellboy, mystery science theater 3000, saving private ryan, robbin hood prince of thieves, braveheart, dragonheart, reign of fire, what dreams my come, the harry potters, windtalkers, who framed rodger rabbit, sorority boys, cant hardly wait, cast away, (not in that order)... and others I just cant think of at the moment...Big movie buff

Television:

Avatar the last Airbender, LA Ink..cartoons..documentaries..animal planet, discovery, TLC etc

Books:

Ill read whatever..but I really like walt whitman, robert frost, edgar allan poe, and shakespeare..some poetry is great,especially when it tells a story.. but most of it I think is written so some person can say "hey, I write poems, Im cultured"..I also like classic literature novels etc...My favorite book however is The Inferno By Dante

Heroes:

Most people other than myself

My Blog

Layla

You know people say that they are in love all the time...even I used to think I knew what love is... but I was completely wrong.  Until I had Layla I was blind, I want to cry everytime I look at ...
Posted by Slippery as a midget in spandex on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST