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5ft Marshmellow Pet!

I am here for Friends

About Me


I'm AWESOME!!.

My Interests

What........There's life outside the internet - You're shitin' me!

I'd like to meet:


Anyone & Everyone!

Interesting people, with something to say, with original ideas and opinions that were not given to them.

Genuine people.

Caring people.

People with a backbone.

Honest People.

Intellectual people with the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy.

People who give a god damned fuck about others and the world we live in.

People who are disgusted by the selfish, the gready, the self absorbed, the users, the abusers and the shallow, yet still have faith in Humanity.

Rock Stars, ha!

People I can learn from.

The Ignored.

Equals....

Maynard James Keenan....

Music:



TOOL
O.S.I.
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Black Sabath
Sound Garden
Alice In Chains
Nine Inch Nails
A Perfect Circle
Korn
Tweaker
Audioslave
Placebo
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Deftones
Rob Zombie/White Zombie
Marilyn Manson
AC/DC
The Queens Of The Stone Age
Kyuss
Puddle Of Mudd
Porcupine Tree
Dream Theater
Garbage
Nirvana
Foo Fighters
Chris Cornell
The Smiths
R.E.M.
Tapping The Vain
Rage Against The Machine
Scissor Sisters
GodSmack
Primal Scream
Drowning Pool
Elbow
ColdPlay
Creed
Disturbed
Radiohead
Lomita
Pilotdrift
Velvet Revolver
Thin Lizzy
Jimi Hendrix
Stone Temple Pilots
Evanescence
MushroomHead
Opeth
Mortiis
Rammstein
Type O Negative
Jerry Cantrell
Slayer
Pixies
The Killers
Tears For Fears
The White Stripes
Robert Plant
Sytem Of A Down
Incubus
The Mars Volta
Sepultura
Linkin Park
Cyclefly
Staind
Pearl Jam
Ozzy Osbourne
Deep Purple
Auf Der Maur
Japan
The Cure
Roxy Music
Ultravox
Utah Saints
T-Rex
Ugly Cassanova
Tori Amos
Simian
Simple Minds
The Dandy Warhols
Skunk Anansie
Depeche Mode
Black
The Stranglers
The Power Station
Gary Numan
Artificial Intelligence
Duran Duran
Stephn Lynch
Muse
Kula Shaka
The Verve
Bush
The Kings of Convenience
Jethro Tull
Frank Zappa
Jeff Buckley
Talking Heads
The Beatles
The Police
The Smashing Pumpkins
Blur
The Manic Street Preachers
Genisis
Faith No More
Daryl
Gorillaz
Bjork
Massive Attack
Death in Vegas
Eno
Portishead
The Rasmus
Vex Red
The White Stripes
Eminem
The Chemical Brothers
Electric Six
30 Seconds to Mars
The Mammas and the Pappas
N*E*R*D,
Tesla
Rasputina
Fleetwood Mac
George Benson
Aretha Franklin
The Lightening Seeds
Coheed and Cambria
Lamb
Tragically Hip
Chevelle
The Secret Machines
William Shatner
Blue October
Modest Mouse
Red Animal War
Mellowdrone
the pAper chAse
Johnny Goudie
The Riverboat Gamblers
Record Hop
June of '44
Sublime
Queen
David Bowie
The Greenskeepers
Dixie Witch
Billy Bragg
The Cooper Temple Clause
Interpol
U2
Mogwai
Skinny Puppy
Murder City Devils
Greatful Dead
Phish
Athlete
The Black Heart Procession
Vast
God Lives Underwater
Janes Addiction
The Flaming Lips
Steely Dan
Tom Petty
Soul Asylum
Pulp
Pleasant Grove
Prince
Rick James (Bitch!)
Rolling Stones
Santana
Le Tigre
Moby
Paatos
One Minutes Silence
Nightwish
Murder Dolls
Johnny Cash
Lynard Skynard
Live
David Gray
Imogen Heap
Eurythmics
Cream
Collide
Better Than Ezra
Billy Idol
Agent Provocateur

Movies:

I'm easy going.

Television:

Ok Ok I admit it, I'M A SCI-FI GEEK!!

I'm also a big fan of South Park and anything funny, disgusting and rude.

Books:

Dan Brown, Terry Pratchett, Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, Tom Clancy....

Heroes:

Music is my ulitmate hero.

My Blog

Whooa - Many Orgasms

To my absolute delight David Bowie is set to appear along side David Tennant in the new series of Dr Who. There is sure to be much drooling with this eye candy overload.
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:09:00 PST

I'm Going To London... To Buy Heat Magazine...

Actually I'm going to London to see the ever fabulous TOOL. I have some strong opinions on our great nations' capital city, I think it's filthy, poluted, over crowded, over priced, over rated and...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST

Untimely End..

Captain Jack died today and I think I killed him. I tried to save him, I really did. But it wasn't enough, I didn't know enough. Goodbye Jack, we loved you and I'm sorry, so so sorry....
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

Also........

At the end of term Layne got his school report and his S.A.T. results.His report was glowing, as always, but his SAT results were off the charts.The grading works like this; 1, 1c, 1b, 1a, 2, 2c, 2b, ...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

Transvestites...

Yet another in the 'Layne Said..' series.With the release of the new Transformers movie rapidly approaching, I said to my son Layne that I would take him to see it at the weekend.So he's been wanderin...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:37:00 PST

Buttons.... BUTTONS!!!!

For about a year or so, this little ginger tomcat has been a regular visitor at my house.He's made himself quite at 'home' infact, he scratches at the door when he wants to come in and goes strai...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

Backdoor Porn Horse....

So my PC is totally FUCKED and it's my own stupid fault.It's being eaten alive by a virus, trojan horse or flaming ringworms and rabies, and there is jack shit I can do to stop it.  I&n...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:00:00 PST

Six...

It was Jake's 7th Birthday on Tuesday, I find it hard to accept that he's growing up, that both of my boys are.  Sometimes when I look at them and see the boys they are, I feel a twinge of sadnes...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:31:00 PST

Madeleine...

I'm sorry, although the disappearance of three year old Madeleine McCann *IS* a terrible thing, you have to wonder what the hell is wrong with the parents? Seriously... They're both doctors, inte...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

Bom Chicka Wah Wah!!

Aren't the new Lynx "Bom Chicka Wah Wah" adverts AWESOME? "Dinner Party" & "Teacher" are my favourites out of the four that have been aired so far. Dinner Party Supermarket Dentist Teacher ...
Posted by 5ft Marshmellow Pet! on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:33:00 PST