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fantastique moi♥

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About Me


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I am a small town girl and I love this fact about myself. I have the most, and I cannot stress this enough, awesome boyfriend ever!! I love him with everything I have, he is the most wonderful thing to happen to me in a really long time. No one can come in between us, well except for his mom =) he's a momma's boy but that's ok, she's an amazing woman. I love the simple pleasures in life. I recently took in my aunt's cat that she couldn't take to Seattle with her and neither Robert or I are cat people but she is the most precious cat ever. Her name is Roam for Robert and Amanda how how sweet is that!! Yea, I've never been a mushy girl. I love my sister more than life itself. I am so glad I made the last minute decision to come back to my hometown. You never really know what you've missed til you've been away from it.

I love to read and Fight Club is my fave movie of all time! I am a very random person and love all sorts of things. I have a really mean sense of humor, so don't be offended by anything I say. I love to argue and I love to laugh. I'm pretty down to earth. I talk to everyone. If you have no heart then you have no place in mine. Cold hearted people need not apply.

Before I die, I want to... -Go diving with sharks. Yes I have a fascination for sharks as well as giraffes.
-Go skydiving
-Learn to speak Spanish
-Go on a safari in Africa/Australia
-Visit the Giraffe Kingdom
-Go to Japan
-Finish all the tattoos I want
-Go on a cruise
-Go to a MotoGP race and meet Valentino Rossi
-Go on a cruise

You only live once....enjoy your life to the fullest.
"I shall pass through this world but once. If, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do, let me do it now; let me not defer it or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again."-Etienne de Grellet

I love... -Chai tea
-Pin-up girls rock!
-Text messaging
-Cookies and cream ice cream
-Dancing
-Red heads ♥ make me melt
-Swimming
-The color pink
-guys with pierced lips
-sharks, butterflies, giraffes, jaguars and flamingos
-Tinkerbell most defenitely
-Valentino Rossi
-my friends
-anyone with ink
-bubblebaths
-being my mean self
-to look at stars and the rain at night
-sportsbikes!
-taking pictures of everything
-dreams
-hearing my fave song
-cuddling
-hugs
-making someone smile
-good conversation

I despise... -shy people
-girls who start shit for no reason
-pussy boys, if it hurts when I hit you then you are a girl!
-stupid people
-closed minded people
-girls who treat their bf like shit
-guys/girls who ride without any protective gear
-cold weather
-guys that can't take no for an answer
-pathological liars
-superficial girls
-allergies
-jealousy
-clingy girls
-bad tempers

Random Facts about Moi -I've been in love with Anthony Kiedis since I was about nine.
-I cannot stand Renee' Zellweger
-I love love love surprises!
-I think I have finally found my missing puzzle piece, I'm not lying!
-Rice Krispies cereal is the only cereal I eat with milk.
-I want to dive with sharks.
-I am a very random person and say random things.
-Simple things amaze me.
-I love life.
-I hate crust on my bread.
-I put ranch on EVERYTHING! (macaroni, ramen noodles, fries, tuna...)
-I eat standing up about 80% of the time if I'm home.
-I lay in the floor while watching TV.

My Interests

.sportsbikes.
[good conversation]
.coffee.
[the colors pink brown and green]
.great music.
[a good bar]
.massage.
[holistic health]
.dreams.
[my best friends]
.sketching.
[people]
.photography.
[summer]
.randomness.
[kayaking]
.dancing.
[a good book]
.magazines.
[the human body]
.my future career.
[smoothies]
.giraffes.
[sharks]
.people.

I'd like to meet:

Tokujiro Namikoshi - Valentino Rossi - The Metal Mulisha - Chuck Palahniuk - Elijah Wood - Johnny Depp - Gavin Rossdale - Dane Cook - My grandma's parents - The girls from "The Girl's Next Door" - Anthony Burgess - Tucker Max - Steve Martin
Edward Norton ♥

Music:


Classic Rock
Tom Petty
Chevelle
fiona apple
frank sinatra
Dresden Dolls
Static-X
Soulfly
kidneythieves
SOAD
Gwen Stefani
Metallica
lostprophets
Rob Zombie
Incubus
Brand New
Breaking Benjamin
Stone Temple Pilots
Taking Back Sunday
Toadies
Tool
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Anthony Kiedis ♥

Movies:


Fight Club
Boondock Saints
Blow
Thomas Crown Affair
Snatch
Lord of the Rings
X-Men
Harvey
Old School
I love comedies and scary movies, not big on chick flicks.

Television:

-CSI-
Entourage!!
-Girls Next Door-
Two and a half Men
-Family Guy-
National Geographic
-Animal Planet-
UFC
-How I met your Mother-
King of Queens
-Everybody loves Raymond-
That 70's Show
-Rockstar[when it's on]
Ali G Show
Any food channel

Books:

Running with Scissors & Dry [Augusten Burroughs]
Fight Club [pretty much any book by Chuck Palahniuk
Go Ask Alice [anonymous]
Wicked [Gregory Maguire]
Clockwork Orange [Anthony Burgess]
list goes on...

Heroes:

My grandma.♥ My mom. Anyone who can keep a smile on their face even though they're at their worst.

My Blog

Hold my drink....

About to start my day and I'm never on the computer anymore for more than 5 minutes so....update to people who I keep saying I'll call etc. and I don't, bad habit.  Don't ask me to call you cos I...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

Zwinky?

WTF is a Zwinky?  That is the most retarded thing I've seen since the Giga Pets.  Giga? Is that right, oh well you know what I mean.  Anywho, sitting at my dad's watching the Dog Show a...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST

Pickup (puppy)

So here's the puppy, Pickup, that I was talking about in my last blog that I was taking care of Saturday. 
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

Be curious always!

For knowledge will not acquire you; you must acquire it.   Ok so just bored cos Rob and my brother are watching the game.  We've been at Rob's mom's house since 7am this morning watching the...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:21:00 PST

There are two lines. (long)

This is very long I'm just ranting I guess you could say,  read for your own entertainment.  Keep the bitchy comments to yourself, I'm just very opinionated and I won't argue it. Enjoy. So y...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:34:00 PST

I ♥ Gina!

GinaRaenne (3:52:01 PM): you always come off mean when you writre SourSwirI (3:52:15 PM): haha because i am SourSwirI (3:52:22 PM): do you want it to sound mean GinaRa...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

Staying with Levi

Sorry if you haven't been able to get a hold of me lately I've been staying with Levi.  If you want to know just ask.  Anyways, Gina made some pizza so I gotta go eat and maybe see everyone ...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

Bed & Breakfast

This weekend was all a last minute ordeal.  Gina & I couldn't decide on what to do Friday night, we had plans but weren't sure if we wanted to follow through on them.  We went out to eat...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:50:00 PST

Calcium Disodium

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! That's all really just wtf.  Who wants to go shopping with me?  I'm ready to go platinum! OK, no I'm not bc thats a drastic change so I'll just go light and light...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

Rollercoaster

Levi came by earlier and that was a nice long chat we had. I wanted to punch him in the face a few times but we both said bye with happy faces. We weighed out our good and bad times and laughed about ...
Posted by Rob's Whiskey Girl on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST