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My name is Stephanie and I am a member of an elite squad called the GP Unit (GPU)...these are my stories. (BOM, BOM) Mickey mouse scares me. Goats do not belong in downtown Atlanta. Never choke on the first date. I know random facts about animals that frighten my friends. I am a Jersey-Italian girl in training, here's to pink lipstick and Aqua-Net! If I had a hot dog and I was starving, I would eat myself (with mayo of course). I truly believe that a can of coke can bring world peace. Taco Bell puts crack in their gorditas. I will not date you if your teeth are not real (no exceptions). Deliverence is a family film. If you haven't bought my bar tab, don't even think about it. Yes, they're real. No, you may not touch without a signed permit and a copy of your driver's license. Black is the new black and will always be the new black. Anything can be accomplished with some solo cups, a ball of string and an ice pick. P.S. Don't forget the duct tape. It's only kinky the first time (ref. the no choking clause in article two). Just say no to overall dresses. Friends don't let friends wear tapered ankles. Oprah for president. Sally Jesse for Supreme Court Justice. Lock out Joan Rivers (too much Botox). VH1 is not just a cable channel, it is a way of life that we will all succumb to, much in the way that Starbucks is slowly but surely taking over America. For further information, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to... MyGen Profile Generator