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About Me

Let me put it this way....i go by the name of Robert Fuckin Gnarly...[AKA Turd Furgeson]...[AKA Billy Lines]....if you dont know you'd better axe somebody.....and basically....all you need to know is this: I like to get fuck'd up and do some fuck'd up shit.... Sometimes i get fuck'd up without doin shit, and sometimes i do fuck'd up shit while im not so fuck'd up....but shit.....most of the time im doin all my fuck'd up shit fuck'd up.....i also enjoy all types of ill shit and anything that's got mad dopeness, flavor, or is straight up mondo vag-tastic....why?....cuz thats how i muther fuckin roll.

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My Interests

RAGDOLL
INSANE KICKFLIP @ El Toro

C H E C K T H E W A V E R E P O R T
KRIS MARKOVICH

I'd like to meet:

Tyler Durden, Hunter S Thompson, Chris Pontius, Slug, Kris Markovich, Steve Zissou, Ragdoll, Iggy Pop, Johnny Knoxville, Bradley Nowell, John Mclane, Erik Ellington, Flea, Hannibal Lecter, Andrew Reynolds, Steve-o, Braydon Szafranski, Gerry Lopez, Buddha, and The Dude Rob G's Kick-Ass Friends List:BeeR

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CHaCE oF BaSS

RuTHie

CoRYNJa the NiNJa

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Music:

Sublime, Atmosphere, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Cee-lo Green, System of a Down, Clutch, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, Queens of the Stone Age, The Darkness, Black Sabbath, ACDC, The Black Keys, Led Zeppelin, The Toadies, Wolfmother, Slightly Stoopid, CCR, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bloodhound Gang, The Supervillains, Incubus, Tool, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, John Mayer, Regina Spektor, Lil Wayne, Blackalicious, Outkast, Methodman and Redman, Jurassic 5, A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Eyedea and Abilities, Dr.Dre, Damien Marley, Eminem, Nate Dogg, Latyrx, Aesop Rock, Sage Fransis, Ludacris, Cypress Hill, Tech Nine, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Rage Against the Machine, Tenacious D, The Expendables, Pepper, The Misfits, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, James Brown, Michael Jackson and everything you would consider to be an "Oldie"........word

Movies:

Television:

Heroes:

HUNTER S. THOMPSON
(7/18/1937 - 2/20/2005)

Rob Gnarly's Particulars

Status: In Love with Skittles
Favorite Word: FUCK
Attorney: Dick Dickerson
Ethnicity: Giant Walking Turd
Religion: Zen Dudest
Sign: Scorpio/Libra
Drink of Choice: Jack and Seven
Beer of Choice: Shiner Black
Most Hated: Emo Kids & Humidity
Occupation: Professional Fuck-Tard
Deck: Habitat 8" Bamboo Ply
Trucks: Independent Stage 9 139mm
Wheels: Ricta WL Boltz 51mm
Bearings: Bones Reds
Boxers or Briefs: Man Thong

My Blog

THE GNAR-TIONARY

Gnarzilla The Mayor of Gnarlsville. The King of Gnarnia. The person in your crew that is always taking the biggest risk or doing the sickest shit. Par to the gnar &n...
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:41:00 PST

BE LIKE WATER

"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclo...
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:59:00 PST

MOMENT OF ZEN

THIS GOES OUT TO YOU......you know who you are......look dude......just lighten the fuck up.......quit beating yourself up over how you imagine things to be versus how things really are.....it's a hug...
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:11:00 PST

WHY THE FUCK

i wanna know why the little kids at the skate park make fun of me cuz im "old" and i still rock baggy pants....where do they get the nerve to call me wack while they're runnin around in girls pants an...
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:10:00 PST

DOUCHE BAGS!

when the fuck did every body and their fuckin mothers in houston texas decide the following was the end all of cool:1.dying your hair black (or red)2.getting a razor cut and some new tattoos3.wearing ...
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:50:00 PST

DUDE MAN

you may know me as rob gnarly, but once commissioner gordon shines my mother fuckin symbol into the air i become DUDE MAN.........the greatest superhero of all time.......what super powers does dude m...
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST

TEXAS SURF = TEXAS LOVE

Its a metaphor........falling in love is like surfing in texas.....you never know when the perfect swell is gonna roll in......all you can do is be ready to drop everything and go for it when it hits....
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. I

We've got you in this fuckin' movie to exterminateall the lunitics all at once with a filtering system of God.We're the psyco-semantic police, you can't even see us.How in the fuck can you do anything...
Posted by Rob Gnarly on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST