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About Me

I was born in a small town in Central Asia, the love child of Steven Seagal and a one-eyed Cambodian whore. At the tender age of 4 I was abducted by fur pirates and traded to an American treasure hunter/taxidermist living in Eastern India where I learned the subtle art of coconut gathering and shoeless tree climbing. Later in life as a young adult I was recruited by the travelling carnivale to come to the United States to wow the Americans with my highly refined skill of weight guessing and the rest, as they say, is history.Zeitgeist The Movie everything you know about religion is wrong ..THE POWER OF NIGHTMARES Al Qaeda Does Not Exist! although this video still supports the "official" story that muslim extremists are responsible for 9/11 (we all know they aren't) it does however prove without doubt that an organized terror network and the group "Al Qaeda" itself do not exist...so suck on that one mainstream media!MARTIAL LAW: RISE OF THE POLICE STATE approx. 2 hrs.SELLING US TORTURE approx. 25 min.AMERICAN DICTATORS:DOCUMENTING THE STAGED ELECTION OF 2004 approx. 2 hrs.THE DANGER OF VACCINES approx. 10 min.DICK CHENEY SHOOTING-BALLISTICS VIDEO approx. 10 min.

My Interests

AMERICA: FROM FREEDOM TO FASCISMGeorge Carlin answers all your Socio-Political questionsPITTSBURGH POLICE BRUTALITY approx. 10 min.LOOSE CHANGE: THE TRUTH BEHIND 9/11PORTLAND POLICE VIOLATE CONSTITUTION

9/11 THE ROAD TO TYRANNYWHAT IS FASCISM?
IrateCinemaUnderground.com

I'd like to meet:

Jean-Claude Van Damme, Brian Dunkleman, an aborigine, Justin Guarini, anyone named Tad & your mom

Music:

bob marley, index case, otep, nonpoint, lamb of god, SOAD, tool/APC, korn, 50 cent, led zeppelin, chimaira, slipknot, kanye west, mudvayne, lollipop lust kill, eminem, jay-z, pink floyd, , deftones, primus, sausage, frog brigade, sublime, jimi hendrix, american headcharge, dope, killswitch, gnarls barkley, it dies today, bleed the sky, rage, the game, mushroom head, soulfly, avenged sevenfold, mos def, peter tosh, norma jean, rolling stones, 10 years, atreyu, flipsyde, in flames, opeth, portishead, reel big fish, soilwork, aqualung etc....

Movies:

tenacious d in the pick of destiny, strangers with candy, talladega nights, the burbs, LOTR, star wars 1-6, pirates of the caribbean 1 & 2, dark city, wet hot american summer, casino, goodfellas, godfather 1 & 2, harold & kumar, scarface, cabin boy, van wilder, indiana jones', napolean dynamite, matrix trilogy, sin city, spiderman 1,2 & 3, BASEketball, donnie brasco, history of violence, hills have eyes, v for vendetta, 40 year old virgin, not another teen movie, waiting, scary movie 1 & 2, don't be a menace, iron monkey, serenity, grandma's boy, exorcism of emily rose, the benchwarmers, anything with will ferrell, steve carrell, johnny depp, jack black, adam sandler, jim carrey. there's just too many for me to name.

Television:

DEXTER!!!!, heroes, south park, scrubs, my name is earl, the office, supernatural, everybody hates chris, MAD tv, simpsons, family guy, reno 911, daily show, colbert report, ultimate fighter, lost, smallville, 30 rock, prison break, sarah silverman

Books:

behold a pale horse, rule by secrecy & anything with pictures & color by number

Heroes:

Steven Seagal (my dad), Wayne Newton, that guy from Highlander, Bob Marley BITCHES!!!

My Blog

20 Amazing Facts About Voting In The US

20 Amazing Facts About Voting In The United StatesBy Angry Girl and Bob RoweFebruary 9, 20061. 80% of all votes in America are counted by only two companies: Diebold and ES&S.2. There is no federa...
Posted by will on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

The Project For The New American Century

The Project for the New American Century. Click here for other articles on this topic The People versus the Powerful is the oldest story in human history. At nopoint in history have the Powerful wiel...
Posted by will on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:25:00 PST

FEMA concentration camp locations and executive orders

There over 800 prison camps in the United States, all fully operational and ready to receive prisoners. They are all staffed and even surrounded by full-time guards, but they are all empty. These camp...
Posted by will on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:23:00 PST

America Is Becoming A Police State

There can no longer be any doubt. America is transforming into a police state. Local and state governments, megaglobal corporations and even communist dictatorships are being merged globally into a co...
Posted by will on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

martial law replaces constitution: an interview with tommy franks

Newsmax Friday, Nov. 21, 2003 Gen. Tommy Franks says that if the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Constitution will likely be discarded in fav...
Posted by will on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST

Patriot Act II

Congressman Ron Paul (R-Tex) told the Washington Times that no member of Congress was allowed to read the first Patriot Act that was passed by the House on October 27, 2001. The first Patriot Act was ...
Posted by will on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:50:00 PST

The Real Story Behind 9/11

By Gerard Holmgren. Copyright Gerard Holmgren Jan 2003.Original article link http://members.iinet.net.au/~holmgren/mad.html     Astute observers of history are aware that for every notable ...
Posted by will on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:54:00 PST