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Bleeth

Drinks are on you

About Me

I was released from Stateville Correctional two months ago. With my stipend, I'm staying at the Bel-Air Motel in Joliet, but I might get my job back at Sugarbomb if I get into some shape. The fucking door doesn't lock, so I have to nail a board to the floor every night. I'm on parole, so I have to take it easy and be a good girl and all that *LOL*. Prison life ain't as hard as you think maybe, but it ain't all Martha Stewert and picnics neither.You should know that I didn't do nothing. My boyfriend, Ron was a big time coke dealer and that shit was his. He said if I went down, I'd get 6 months maybe. If he went down, he might get 6 years, so he says I take the rap or maybe I don't live another 6 months. I was scared, sure but he loves me I believe, and I missed him real bad when I got sent to Joliet. If your out there Ron, I'm out so COMEOUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! *LOL*.I'm on my own, but I have some good friends at the Hi-Low, and the Stone Park Crew. You might recognize me from Satisfied Frog or Cadilac Ranch. Now, I follow the drink specials, which means Uncle Paulies or the Hi-Low. Maybe if you see me, you'll be a sweetie and buy me a drink. I've got stories to tell, and I'm not too picky.

My Interests

Tattoos, Cuervo, wrestling, Happy Hour, kinky girls, kinky guys, leather, sleeping, really good soup, scars, sunsets and beaches, weed, sorcery, pickled eggs, bling bling, Communism, lobster and stake, long sleeves, Harleys, name calling, Slavs, monster trucks, Cuervo, french kissing, spanking, stuffed animals, car fresheners, conjugal visits, the proletariat struggle, acid washed jeans, Trenton NJ, short attention spans, solitude, Marlboros, card tricks, hot plates, arm wrestling, water colors, carnivals.

I'd like to meet:

If you have a good job and you don't smoke or drink, we might hit it off. I like having time to myself, and smoking and drinking with my friedns. Hopefully, you'll be at work. I hate housework, and I can't cook worth shit. I'm a loyal gal.

Music:

Toby Keith, Clint Black, ONYX, Garth, Reba, Dixie Chicks, Shelby Lyn, Delbert McClinton, Mike Jones, Real Country Music, R. Kelly, Gwen Stafani, Journey, DMX, Allman Brothers, Little Brittle and C Bag, Girl Jam, Pink Floyd, Zepplin, Ultramagnetic MCs, Creed, Tim Magraw, Sodom

Movies:

Brubaker, Cool Hand Luke, Longest Yard, Cooley High, Ghost, anything with Cher or Joe Don Baker.

Television:

Springer, Divorce Court, Cheaters, Judge Judy, Price is Right, Geraldo, Martha Stewert, Oprah, Black Hole Black Sack, One Life To Live, Blind Date, There's a Bat in My House, Sister Sister

Books:

Any Nora Roberts, Who Moved My Cheese?, The Vinchi Code, Hop on Pop

Heroes:

Dale Ernheart, Jay Z, Artis Gilmour, Varg Vikernes - He'll be incarcerated until April 2006. FREE VARG!!

My Blog

Global Warming? I Love it!!!

That Al Gore guy has what looked like a totaly boring movie out now and I saw it lat night here at the Brer Rabbit.  I was jumping up and down on the bed I was so excited, though.  Glob...
Posted by Bleeth on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

I'm Not Wearing Any Pants

All of my clothes are at the Laundrymat (or Laundromat, which is what they call it here for some reason).  So I was sitting here in my room and I got this coffee jones so I whip up some inst...
Posted by Bleeth on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:59:00 PST

There IS a God!!!!

Believe me, they tried to shove that Jesus bullshit down our throats everyday at Joliet, but now Ive got the proof.  I got real bunched up last night.  My stomach hurt like hell and it was ...
Posted by Bleeth on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:06:00 PST

Most Animals are Assholes

Theres this lady living next door to me at the Bel-Air, and I guess she works or something becuase shes never there when I'm here and I sleep all day anyhow.  So shes gone during the day and shes...
Posted by Bleeth on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:05:00 PST

My New Job

Well, I'm not employed or whatever, but I've been making some decent cash lately with my check washing thing.  Ron showed me how to use acetone to remove the ink from checks so I can change the n...
Posted by Bleeth on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST

I gotta take a %!.$@! Piss Test!?!

I ADMIT IT I FUCKED UP. My parole officer (fucking Tony) is coming by tomorrow for a "surprise" piss test. Now, I can pass these things, no prob, but I usually have a bit more warning. I've been part...
Posted by Bleeth on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:44:00 PST

If you are going to prison....

Take a long hard look at yourself.  Are you cut out for the prison life?  I have some advice that you should know becuase I've been there.  It's no picnic. First, you need to look reali...
Posted by Bleeth on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:07:00 PST

An Insperational Poem

This poem helped me a lot in Joliet. If your incarcerated for any reason, or if your thinking of comitting a crime punishible by prison, I think this may inspire you:   When I get out, the first ...
Posted by Bleeth on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:25:00 PST

Paul Konerko

Who?
Posted by Bleeth on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:17:00 PST