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jodie[OHMYGOSH!]™

Fuck death... lets all give it up and live

About Me


ATTENTION: Don't message me unless it's important. I prefer comments. I'm serious.
COMMENT ME -I reply.
VIEW MY COMMENTS - Stalkers.
hatemail.
ask me anything.

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IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME READ THIS FIRST!!!
First of all iam Jodie :]
Iam 18 years old.
I wont lie about my age.
i work in the co-op [which is a supermarket for those of you who dont know]
Iam not EXTREMELY intellectual, I say alot of dumb things, however, iam not stupid. I just dont think before i speak.
If i have added you it means i like yr profile. I dont add people for the numbers.
i'll probably accept your request because i feel mean denying people! :)
I find it hard to be serious, when I get nervous or shy or a situation becomes serious, I'll start making jokes and use humour as a defence mechanism, It'll annoy the fuck out of you.
My friends mean the world to me & i wont forget about them for anyone.
I know who my real friends are, I know that real friends will be there for you no matter what and they always know how to brighten up your day
Iam a size 16 UK size (12/14 US size) & i dont care! Call me a fat bitch or whatever but i still wont starve myself to look like Victoria Beckham, who tbh looks like a lollipop.
Saying that, iam allways saying iam gonna lose weight but i eat healthily for a day & give up cos i have the LEAST willpower ever!
I like dark eye makeup. Lots of eyeliner. Whether you like it or not is of no relevance to me cuz they are my eyes and i can wear whatever makeup I choose.
i dont smoke. i think its disgusting and i dont see why people feel the need to do it, however i dont mind people smoking near me.
I try to be a happy person & i dont like to get upset around people, sometimes i might but i try not to.
give me dr pepper, coke, cherryade, WKD or anything with sugar or E numbers and i will be bouncing off the walls with hyperness! AND I LOVE IT! some people might say iam immature/childish but i dont care! i would rather be like iam than have a stick up my arse which is the case for some people!
iam a big electricity waster. My TV is constantly on standby & i always leave things plugged in & i always leave lights on as well. I dont mean to.. iam just forgetful :D
i think its funny to put spare change in vending machines so that when people get change they get confused :DDD
iam not one of those people that get friend requests from trains OR people whoring them.
i like the fact that all my friends have either added me cos they like how i think and they like my profile OR they accept my friend request because they want to get to know me.
i dont have millions of friends to make me look popular. i have alot of friends because iam a friendly person.
i drink blue WKD alot cos its cheap, fast to drink & it tastes AMAZE!!
i love skulls and i will pretty much love you if you buy me something with skulls on it!
i dont say iam random to make people like me... i say it because its true...
i argue with myself... i think its a gemini thing... either that or iam just crazy... probably both actually :/
iam just a normal girl. i put fake tan on and go orange and then dont dare put it on again, i put foundation on and realise i may have used abitt much, i put eyeliner on and end up poking myself in the eye, i love getting compliments but only if you mean them.
send me hatemail if you think it will make you feel better, i will read it and laugh at it because, whatever you might think, iam not gonna cry over someones opinion. no one is liked by everyone. true fact.
there are people on myspace who are like "dont add me if yr ugly or fat" or say things like "iam better than you and i know it" or "dont waste my time by trying to talk to me" and tbh these people need to GET OVER THEMSELVES! this is myspace! its people like that, that ruin the world for the rest of us because everyone is the same and no one is better than anyone else. rant over.
PS if i comment you, DONT ignore me. because thats fucking bad manners ok? get over yrself and stop ignoring people hot-lyts.com

My Interests

backup myspace.
facebook.

I'd like to meet:



i fancied a man once. but we werent compatable; im a gemini. and he's a cunt :]

If you would like my msn, ask for it but only if we have been talking for a while over myspace. Otherwise i wont give you it.
I usually delete people that don't talk on it.

Alternatively comment one of my pictures and i will comment one of yours. I return all comments, although i dont usually return the ones on my hatemail.
You can also message me, athough i'll probably only reply if its really interesting, so try and use comments.

If you have a question you want to ask me, go ahead on my blog. I answer everything as truthfully as possible :)

If you make me a picture it will go in my 'make me something' folder with your url in it :)

FAB PEOPLE!
joel.
shell.
emma
sam.
robbie.
hannah.
johni.
craig.
chloe.

IN MY TRUTH BOX: Be more fucking original than "fat bitch" please. If you INSIST on sending hate... why don't you send me a message instead of being a pussy. You are basically proving how much of a coward you are. All you are doing is making me laugh. I'm not just saying that. Ask people who have been here while i have recieved hate and ask them what my reaction is. OH and btw, hatemail sent here doesnt get in the hatemail folder. Sucks to be you. People who are sending honest opinions, thats fine but dont be nasty about it okay?

Music:

.. avril lavigne, kate nash, lily allen, christina aguilera, snow patrol, my chemical romance, greenday, blink182 (OOPS! Thanks mystery man! :D), panic! at the disco, gwen stefani, electric light orchestra, oasis, kylie minogue, son of dork, evanescence

Movies:

..comedies! i LOVE to laugh!
horrors... i love gore!
i love CGI films as well anything really! :L]

Television:

.. anything that will make me laugh! like celeb panel shows!

Books:

chick lit ahaha :]

Heroes:

my sister is my biggest hero. she was so happy and beautiful and just amazing in every way possible. its impossible to describe how much i miss her, she was ALWAYS there for me, she always stuck up for me.
whenever iam upset i know she is next to me, wanting me to go on and thats why i know i have to.
R.I.P Jemma

in loving memory of jemma.

My Blog

photoshop/airbrushing

Apparently, the government wants to ban airbrushing from magazines because it promotes unrealistic body images. I actually agree with this to a degree. We all know celebs are real people and we all kn...
Posted by jodie[OHMYGOSH!]™ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:23:00 PST

Hatemail awareness.

This blog is basically about hatemail, and I dont just mean mine because there are plenty of other people that receive it. I’ve read quite a few peoples profiles and seen hatemail that has been ...
Posted by jodie[OHMYGOSH!]™ on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:36:00 PST

fat bitch?

Today while i was at work, i witnessed 3 "chavs" laughing at some kid who had a disability. That actually disgusted me. It is one thing making fun of someone who can stick up for themselves, but makin...
Posted by jodie[OHMYGOSH!]™ on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:59:00 PST

ask me anything.

ask me anything. i dont care what. although try and make it interesting. i will answer truthfully :] 
Posted by jodie[OHMYGOSH!]™ on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:13:00 PST

a song for jemma.

this is a song i wrote called "dear jemma" i wrote it for my sister. it was in the early morningwhen you were lifted away and now we're all in mourning part of me has drifted away i wont cry for the f...
Posted by jodie[OHMYGOSH!]™ on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST