Jenocide

Things I Love

♥Music
♥Kindred Spirits
♥Aesthetic Beauty
♥Art (Not That Contemporary Crap)
♥Literature
♥Porn
♥Tattoos
♥Foreign Films
♥Strippers
♥Kissing Someone You Really Like For The First Time - and The Second - And The Third
♥Random Alcoholic Concoctions
♥Pretty People
♥Androgyny
♥Watching Films In The Cemetary
♥Being Observant
♥The Macabre
♥Pin-ups
♥Possessing the Ability to Be Both Shallow and Deep
♥Being Messy But Still Knowing Where Everything Is
♥Listening to Stories That Old People Tell
♥Sleaze (The Good Kind)
♥Vintage Shopping
♥Vinyls
♥Shiny Things
♥Licking The Spoon
♥Using The Words "Cunt" and "Pussy" a Lot
♥Listening to Stranger's Conversations
♥Day Dreaming
♥Being Nocturnal
♥Staying Well Fed
♥Looking at Things With Sentimental / Historic Value
♥People I Don't Know Staying At Arms Length
♥Giving People I DO Know A Good Squeeze
♥Travelling to New Places and Far Off Lands
♥Meeting Eccentric People
♥Catching People's Eye
♥Not Having To Rely On Other People
♥Patriotism
♥Masturbation
♥Swearing Loudly And Often
♥Football and Rugby
♥Being Pedantic
♥Laughing at Those Less Fortunate Than Myself
♥Enjoying That I'm Not Pregnant Or Fat Like All The Bitches From School - and Never Will Be
♥Always Being Right
♥Intentionally Mis-pronouncing Very Simple Words
♥Being Able To Hold My Own
♥All Animals
♥London

Things I Hate

♠People Who Don't Listen
♠People Who Assume I'm Stupid Because I'm Not An Uggo
♠Being Let Down
♠Cruelty To Animals
♠Green Vegetables, Bananas, Honey, Mexican Food
♠Small Children
♠People Who Look Over My Shoulder When I'm Trying To Work
♠Unnecessary Violence
♠People Who Are Always Late - It's RUDE!!
♠Fat People - Who Are Too Lazy To Do Something About It
♠Pathological Liars
♠Suicide - It's Just Cowardice
♠Superficiality
♠Girls - Pretty Much All Of You
♠People Saying Let's Agree To Disagree - It's patronising and it also means you are too pussy to finish what you started
♠Selfish Drivers
♠Drunk Drivers
♠Chavs
♠People Who Call Wednesday "Hump Day"
♠Getting My Face Wet
♠Burning My Food
♠Gas Stoves
♠People Who Wear Fur - It Doesn't Even Look Good
♠Commercials During A Good Film
♠Duplicity
♠Strange Old Men In Bars
♠Sleaze (The Bad Kind)
♠Wife Beaters
♠Finding Empty Boxes In The Fridge
♠When The Charms Run Out
♠Having An Empty Pint Glass
♠Having to Pay For Shit
♠Indie Kids & Scene Kids
♠People Who Start Fights Just For The Hell Of It
♠People Who Discriminate Against Others
♠"Democracy" A.K.A Voting For Your Dictator
♠People Who Assume That I'm As Narrow Minded As They Are
♠Being Compared To Your EX - Just Because One Girl Fucked You Up Does Not Mean I Will
♠Walking Alone When It's Dark Out
♠Not Being Able To Click My Heels And Just Be Home - Especially After a Long Day / Night
♠Having Cold Hands And Feet
♠Waking Up Alone
♠Really Hot Weather
♠The Feeling That I'm Wasting My Life